Oh, You Internet.

Yeah, that place out 'there'. Anything not really Cambodia related should go here.
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Re: Oh, You Internet.

Post by Joker Poker » Thu Oct 02, 2014 10:58 pm

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I was walking down the street when I was accosted by a particularly dirty and shabby-looking homeless man who asked me for a couple of dollars for dinner.
I took out my wallet, extracted ten dollars and asked,"If I give you this money, will you buy some beer with it instead of dinner?"
"No, I had to stop drinking years ago," the homeless man replied.
"Will you use it to go fishing instead of buying food?" I asked.
"No, I don't waste time fishing," the homeless man said.."I need to spend all my time trying to stay alive."
"Will you spend this on hunting equipment?" I asked.
"Are you NUTS!" replied the homeless man. "I haven't gone hunting in 20 years!"
"Well," I said, "I'm not going to give you money. Instead, I'm going to take you home for a shower and a terrific dinner cooked by my wife."
The homeless man was astounded. "Won't your wife be furious with you for doing that?
I replied, "Don't worry about that. It's important for her to see what a man looks like after he has given up drinking, fishing and hunting."
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Re: Oh, You Internet.

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Re: Oh, You Internet.

Post by StroppyChops » Mon Oct 06, 2014 8:27 pm

^ what's that, a leopard?
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Post by Joker Poker » Mon Oct 06, 2014 9:02 pm

Angry leopard!
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Re: Oh, You Internet.

Post by Joker Poker » Sat Oct 11, 2014 3:42 pm

What happens when your shorts are too tight:

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Post by StroppyChops » Sat Oct 11, 2014 11:36 pm

^ and your Photoshop skills aren't that great...
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Re: Oh, You Internet.

Post by Joker Poker » Mon Oct 13, 2014 6:01 pm

Oh c'mon Strop, it was on the net, it must be real.
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Post by StroppyChops » Mon Oct 13, 2014 6:44 pm

Sorry.
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Re: Oh, You Internet.

Post by Joker Poker » Thu Oct 16, 2014 2:36 pm

Parking the car made easy:

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Sheep Shaggers???

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Re: Oh, You Internet.

Post by StroppyChops » Thu Oct 16, 2014 5:55 pm

Parking guy is The Man.
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