Oh, You Internet.
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It's a real thing ...
Weasel in my meatsafe
A Weasel in My Meatsafe is an autobiographical book by One Man and His Dog presenter Phil Drabble.
A weasel in my meatsafe is a euphemism for the act of housing (temporarily) a long, thin, hairy creature within a safe, meaty environment.
Michelle - "You're looking pretty pleased with yourself this morning. What's the deal?"
Zoe - "Well, I had a weasel in my meatsafe last night, so life is good!"
Meum est propositum in taberna mori,
ut sint Guinness proxima morientis ori.
tunc cantabunt letius angelorum chori:
"Sit Deus propitius huic potatori."
ut sint Guinness proxima morientis ori.
tunc cantabunt letius angelorum chori:
"Sit Deus propitius huic potatori."
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Bosses who are fed up with workers taking too long on the toilet may have a new weapon in their arsenal.
A toilet designed by a British startup called StandardToilet has a downward-sloping seat designed to make it painful to spend more than five minutes on, the startup’s founder, Mahabir Gill, told Wired on Monday.
StandardToilet’s website says the toilet, which costs $US200 to $US650, is meant to improve efficiency at companies, promising that the uncomfortable seat will discourage employees from using social media while in the bathroom.
Re: Oh, You Internet.
clutchcargo wrote: ↑Thu Dec 19, 2019 6:38 pm
Bosses who are fed up with workers taking too long on the toilet may have a new weapon in their arsenal.
A toilet designed by a British startup called StandardToilet has a downward-sloping seat designed to make it painful to spend more than five minutes on, the startup’s founder, Mahabir Gill, told Wired on Monday.
StandardToilet’s website says the toilet, which costs $US200 to $US650, is meant to improve efficiency at companies, promising that the uncomfortable seat will discourage employees from using social media while in the bathroom.
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