wow, that escalated quickly - mr angry deserves a thread of his own - looks like he works at a school, although hopefully not with spelling skills like that.Captain Bonez wrote: ↑Sat Dec 14, 2019 2:53 pm Be careful, Joe Hing, the trained fighter, is looking for people to go with him to Ho Chi Minh for NYE, but he will beat the fucking shit out of you for commenting on his public post!
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