Woman stabs husband with squirrel for not buying beer

OrangeDragon · Post by **OrangeDragon** » Thu Jul 24, 2014 10:26 pm

http://americablog.com/2014/01/woman-st ... -beer.html

A South Carolina woman, Helen Ann Williams, was arrested on Christmas Day for stabbing her common-law husband with a ceramic squirrel the night before.

His crime? Heading out to buy beer, finding the store closed, and thus returning home to his wife empty-handed â€“ it was Christmas Eve, after all.

His wife was apparently so incensed about her husband being beer-less, she picked up a ceramic squirrel (who doesnâ€™t have a ceramic squirrel?), hit him over the head with it, then stabbed him in the shoulder and chest.

When they make squirrels a crime only criminals will have squirrels.

YouTube · Post by **General Mackevili** » Fri Jul 25, 2014 3:52 am

Squirrels don't kill peo..... wait, I see where this is leading to..nice try...

vladimir · Post by **vladimir** » Fri Jul 25, 2014 12:42 pm

South Carolina, dodgy people lol

StroppyChops · Post by **StroppyChops** » Fri Jul 25, 2014 6:38 pm

No doubt HBO will start a mini series on strange things to kill your partner with shortly.

Sailorman · Post by **Sailorman** » Fri Jul 25, 2014 11:03 pm

She must loved him as she only stabbed him in the shoulder. It doesn't say if they are cousins, brother/sister, etc. No beer on Christmas eve what a poor provider he is. Prior Planning Prevents Piss Poor Performance.

vladimir · Post by **vladimir** » Sun Jul 27, 2014 10:02 am

A squirrel? Is she nuts?

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