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I love this writer....If weâ€™d instead asked this University of Pennsylvania historian: â€œIf we took a 14-year-old and gave it a job and then killed some of its friends and then let it near cats and gunpowder and then bored it and also gave its boss a picture-book saying they should try rocket cats and also p.s. theyâ€™re from a civilization that burned cats at the stake pretty much whenever and we have records of that and also itâ€™s not one 14-year old itâ€™s tens of thousands of them for hundreds of years do you think any of them ever put a rocket on a cat?â€ would the answer be different?
Returning to a strictly historical point of view: this cat-based German fire-murder strategy seems like a far more likely thing for people to have done than things they do all the time like going over to a fat three-times-as-big-as-you trampling monster and reaching under it and squeezing its lone four-nippled boob then taking what it squirts and letting it rot in with goo you scraped out of the stomach of a dead baby of one of them and then adding bacteria from the same genus that gives you strep throat and putting it in a ditch in a cave and waiting until it turns all yellow and feels like a hockey puck and then eating it.
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Trippin', bro?OrangeDragon wrote:I love this writer....
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