Doc67 wrote: ↑Wed Mar 25, 2020 11:12 pm

Yerg wrote: ↑Wed Mar 25, 2020 5:58 pm

Doc67 wrote: ↑Wed Mar 25, 2020 5:56 pm Prince Charles has tested POSITIVE for Covid-19.

I bet he has got his own ventilator!

https://www.theguardian.com/politics/li ... ter-recess

Hope his Mummy has told him to bugger orf!!!

I noticed this on the Sky News site...

"The tests were carried out by the NHS in Aberdeenshire where they met the criteria required for testing.

I understood the only people being tested under current HNS criteria were people admitted with chronic life threatening respiratory problems who had shown symptoms of Covid-19 previously and frontline NHS staff showing early symptoms. That's it.

It now seems that in Aberdeenshire, the criteria for testing is the above or the letters H.R.H. before your name.

It does piss me off when the media slip in this innocuous one liner to try to prevent accusations of queue jumping or special treatment. Everyone knows he's got doctors on call 24/7 and he hasn't ever seen an NHS hospital as a patient in his entire life. To pretend that an old man with a cough and a fever can get a Covid-19 test anywhere in the UK outside a private clinic in Harley street is for the birds.


https://news.sky.com/story/coronavirus- ... 9-11963363

I'm under no illusion that he has a slightly better standard of healthcare than you or I, Doc

clutchcargo wrote: ↑Wed Mar 25, 2020 6:28 pm Hope he doesn't infect the corgis.

I hope he does


Oops, second thoughts
Corgis are a mutation hotspot
could be dangerous

on the other hand - shorter legs might help slow the virus down
Hmmm.. tough one

If coronavirus can eliminate the royal family it wouldbe worth it

clutchcargo wrote: ↑Thu Mar 26, 2020 10:16 am

pczz wrote: ↑Thu Mar 26, 2020 8:40 am If coronavirus can eliminate the royal family it wouldbe worth it

Oh come on, what would we do without a bit of royal goss..

When the day comes and i finally shoot myself in the head in despair about the human condition
i'm gonna send you a note, Clutch, proving just how wrong you are. ^^^

That's a worrying development, I'd better stop talking to my plants.

clutchcargo wrote: ↑Thu Mar 26, 2020 10:16 am

pczz wrote: ↑Thu Mar 26, 2020 8:40 am If coronavirus can eliminate the royal family it wouldbe worth it

Oh come on, what would we do without a bit of royal goss..

Royal gos centred on one royal with apenchant for young ladies, another who flees the country to get away from the corgi's, and CHarles sex life, seeinfg how he has the plague and Camilla doesnt. this is really boosting Britains reputation abroad. Add to that Barmy Boris declaring off licences as essential business (but pubs aren'T handing out 80% of salary to laid off workers earning up to £36,000 a year while leaving the homeless on the street and people already on benefit with nothing to cover the extra costs they have. I think abreak from gos would do us good, and certainly making Charlie get a proper job and confiscating his domain would go a fair way to paying for the virus. At the moment the only function of boththe RoyalFamily and the second Royal family (boris and his bastards) is to make trump look sane and reasonable

Look on the bright side If charlie the queen or phil the greek dies in the next few months we will be saved the pomp and expense of a royal funeral