New fashion statement: "Janties"
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New fashion statement: "Janties"
Will they take off in the land of the safety shorts??
THESE $315 JEAN PANTIES ARE DRIVING THE INTERNET CRAZY
Whether you call them "janties" or "junderwear," people are just not having it.
The latest unfortunate trend in the colorful and confusing world of women's fashion are jean panties, also affectionately known as "Janties" or, alternatively, "Junderwear."
The interesting take on traditional undergarments was first seen on the decorated runway of Paris Fashion Week for the brand Y/Project, which saw the janties paired with a strapless cowskin rug-inspired top and a white karate belt.
Now, online retailer SSENSE is selling the monstrosity that's reminiscent of a denim diaper for a pricey $315, because fashion.
If you or someone you know absolutely must own one of these small patches of denim, you could instead just purchase a pair of cheap $20 jeans from a Goodwill or Walmart near you and cut the legs off...and then throw it all into the trash where it belongs.
Perhaps they could be worn in an empty and dark room where no one would see you, or for Halloween if the costume in question is "confused person with bad style."
Here's hoping this trend doesn't last long.
https://www.maxim.com/style/jean-panties-2019-4
THESE $315 JEAN PANTIES ARE DRIVING THE INTERNET CRAZY
Whether you call them "janties" or "junderwear," people are just not having it.
The latest unfortunate trend in the colorful and confusing world of women's fashion are jean panties, also affectionately known as "Janties" or, alternatively, "Junderwear."
The interesting take on traditional undergarments was first seen on the decorated runway of Paris Fashion Week for the brand Y/Project, which saw the janties paired with a strapless cowskin rug-inspired top and a white karate belt.
Now, online retailer SSENSE is selling the monstrosity that's reminiscent of a denim diaper for a pricey $315, because fashion.
If you or someone you know absolutely must own one of these small patches of denim, you could instead just purchase a pair of cheap $20 jeans from a Goodwill or Walmart near you and cut the legs off...and then throw it all into the trash where it belongs.
Perhaps they could be worn in an empty and dark room where no one would see you, or for Halloween if the costume in question is "confused person with bad style."
Here's hoping this trend doesn't last long.
https://www.maxim.com/style/jean-panties-2019-4
Re: New fashion statement: "Janties"
They look a bit shit to be honest, and not even comfortable.
It's hard to improve on a good old fashioned pair of "Daisy Dukes", unless you're packing a moose-knuckle of course - in which case elephant pants are still the way to go for your own benefit, and that of the general population.
Even when split & stitched back together they still look better ...
It's hard to improve on a good old fashioned pair of "Daisy Dukes", unless you're packing a moose-knuckle of course - in which case elephant pants are still the way to go for your own benefit, and that of the general population.
Even when split & stitched back together they still look better ...
Meum est propositum in taberna mori,
ut sint Guinness proxima morientis ori.
tunc cantabunt letius angelorum chori:
"Sit Deus propitius huic potatori."
ut sint Guinness proxima morientis ori.
tunc cantabunt letius angelorum chori:
"Sit Deus propitius huic potatori."
Re: New fashion statement: "Janties"
op 1st pics
is that a camel toe or parallax error
is that a camel toe or parallax error
thru shit to more shit
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Re: New fashion statement: "Janties"
Meh, Khmer girls have been wearing these for years.
They're just hidden as 'safety shorts'.
They're just hidden as 'safety shorts'.
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Re: New fashion statement: "Janties"
Paris runway? Fucking Oklahoma trailer park more like it...
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Re: New fashion statement: "Janties"
No one can rock a pair of short shorts like our sweet yellow sisters:
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