Meet the Man Who Has Not Taken a Bath in 60 Years

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I can only talk for myself because of what looks back at me in the mirror. But hey, I work as a male model and hang out with models all day, so maybe I'm out of touch with what the average pp expat looks like.
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Bitte_Kein_Lexus wrote:I can only talk for myself because of what looks back at me in the mirror. But hey, I work as a male model and hang out with models all day, so maybe I'm out of touch with what the average pp expat looks like.
Wow. i love this career, but i didn't born for it. i am toooooo short to be a model. :cry:
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Ahem... That was a joke, I'm not a male model. Probably because I'm too good looking.
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Bitte_Kein_Lexus wrote:Ahem... That was a joke, I'm not a male model. Probably because I'm too good looking.
Another joke?
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Strangely, I was a model for a couple of shoots for a bridal magazine...
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Bitte_Kein_Lexus wrote:Ahem... That was a joke, I'm not a male model. Probably because I'm too good looking.
Isn't it compulsory for male models to be gay? Well, that's why I turned down the offer anyway.
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StroppyChops wrote:Strangely, I was a model for a couple of shoots for a bridal magazine...
Caterers don't keep stock photos of roast suckling pigs at receptions?

I jest, I jest! :lol:
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vladimir wrote:
StroppyChops wrote:Strangely, I was a model for a couple of shoots for a bridal magazine...
Caterers don't keep stock photos of roast suckling pigs at receptions?

I jest, I jest! :lol:
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Username Taken wrote:
Bitte_Kein_Lexus wrote:Ahem... That was a joke, I'm not a male model. Probably because I'm too good looking.
Isn't it compulsory for male models to be gay? Well, that's why I turned down the offer anyway.
You don't have to be gay, just willing to smoke pole every now and then for the gig.
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LOL, the jig-gig
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