Man who had sex with postbox found dead behind restaurant
Re: Man who had sex with postbox found dead behind restauran
Yes, I know some may find it strange but I used, not abused, that post box many times. I still do. She is a kind and caring post box that was taken advantage of in a moment of lust driven passion.
She used to be First Class Only but of late, not good. Someone even saw a drunken scotsman trying to push a snicker chocolate bar into her slot.
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Re: Man who had sex with postbox found dead behind restauran
Only age 45. So young. So many more postal boxes he could have fucked...if he only had more time. There is a lesson in this tragedy for you young guys. Carpe diem. Better stick your dicks in as many postal receptacles as you can while you can, before the grim reaper comes a-calling.
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FTFY.Soi Dog wrote:Better stick your dicks in as many receptacles as you can while you can, before the grim reaper comes a-calling.
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Re: Man who had sex with postbox found dead behind restauran
It's the digital age, shouldn't he ask for Email in prison?
I can imagine his Sperm folder will be full
I can imagine his Sperm folder will be full
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Maybe he thought it was a sperm bank deposit box. No, no anytime in SKV, he must have been a longtime resident of PP and that twisted mob.
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Re: Man who had sex with postbox found dead behind restauran
I think he caught 'yellow fever' and tried to has sex w/the Chinese restaurant. Probably an MSG overdose.
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