Hostages in Sydney, Australia Being Held by TERRORISTS

vladimir · Post by **vladimir** » Mon Dec 15, 2014 3:49 pm

If I ever get taken hostage, please let it be a bar or a brothel

This is Z, and if you don't accede to our demands, vlad isn't getting the Lagavulen or the hot one!

We'll make him drink Zorok and short-time the Mamasan!

Shrieks of horror!

You inhuman bastards, we accept, but under protest.

Cowshed Cowboy · Post by **Cowshed Cowboy** » Mon Dec 15, 2014 4:38 pm

vladimir wrote:If I ever get taken hostage, please let it be a bar or a brothel

This is Z, and if you don't accede to our demands, vlad isn't getting the Lagavulen or the hot one!

We'll make him drink Zorok and short-time the Mamasan!

Shrieks of horror!

You inhuman bastards, we accept, but under protest.

There's always that one ringer in every bar who might take advantage of the situation. You know the one, 6 foot tall, deep voice and prominent adams apple.

Garry.Crabtree · Post by **Garry.Crabtree** » Mon Dec 15, 2014 6:00 pm

In all fairness I doubt he's a terrorists. One likely just someone that snapped after being asked 10 fucking dollars for a Caffé Latte

YouTube · Post by **General Mackevili** » Mon Dec 15, 2014 6:00 pm

I assume none of the hostages have guns?

Surely that could have been helpful in this situation.

[Please don't let the gunman be American.]

wasabi · Post by **wasabi** » Mon Dec 15, 2014 6:07 pm

General Mackevili wrote:I assume none of the hostages have guns?

Surely that could have been helpful in this situation.

[Please don't let the gunman be American.]

I think you will enjoy this!

blockhead · Post by **blockhead** » Mon Dec 15, 2014 6:29 pm

A chocolate shop, I would have taken hostages at Dan Murphy's! It's certainly the best media event for nearly a week. The cricket starts again on Wednesday in Brisbane but the weather forecast is terrible.
Looks like a lone nutter, lots of jokes here about the siege.lots of people taking selfies at the barricades, all very festive. But dangerous, where are the SAS? Sitting around in Iraq?

vladimir · Post by **vladimir** » Mon Dec 15, 2014 8:14 pm

Cambodia is sooo 2nd rate.

All we had was a Garage being invaded.

Post by **Username Taken** » Mon Dec 15, 2014 9:51 pm

Nutter identified

Police have authorised the naming of Sheik Man Haron Monis, 49, who is a self-styled preacher of Islamic State on bail for accessory to murder, as the gunman who is holding 15 terrified hostages in Sydney’s Lindt cafe.

Monis was also charged this year with indecent and sexual assault of women in 2002. Monis was hit with an additional 40 charges in October.

He has a sawn-off shotgun and is understood to be a fringe Islamist, The Australian and Sky News reports.

Source

Soi Dog · Post by **Soi Dog** » Mon Dec 15, 2014 10:17 pm

Shit seems to be hitting the fan now. Are the police making their move? Loud bangs reported. More hostages escaping.

Soi Dog · Post by **Soi Dog** » Mon Dec 15, 2014 10:28 pm

Siege is over. Some casualties?

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