Are you saying it's all BS?

It's just a boring little country, there is nothing going on, dead cold most of the time, politically correct to the brim of insanity, there is really nothing else to do most of the year, than hide under the sheets with your better half, apart from May to late August where everyone get overly drunk and compete about who has the most expensive bicycle and/or designer kitchen.

franzjaeger wrote:It's just a boring little country, there is nothing going on, dead cold most of the time, politically correct to the brim of insanity, there is really nothing else to do most of the year, than hide under the sheets with your better half, apart from May to late August where everyone get overly drunk and compete about who has the most expensive bicycle and/or designer kitchen.

Well, that sounds mighty tempting, but why don't you get drunk in the winter?

They do, but not as much. It's too damn cold to get to the local discount supermarket so most people drink less during that time, except for christmas of course, it is expected that the company you work for provide a christmas lunch or dinner, and there is a lot of drinking going on at those parties often causing controversy. There is a special christmas brew that comes out, supposedly so strong that they only drink it during that time of year to keep sane, as January and the following months are sheer hell on earth.

EdinWigan wrote:I herdly give a fuck about this stupid cow. It is a udderly pointless thread, just designed for bored folk to follow the herd and Vlad to embed puns at will.

Well hoof it then - what a hide!

Good thing that guy didn't screw a pig, that would have made him a hambugger.

vladimir wrote:Good thing that guy didn't screw a pig, that would have made him a hambugger.

On that note I wonder if these are banned also

Ha ha, good stuff, looks like this could be actual board members of the CEO/440 sort getting it on, please don't tell me it is.

Kuroneko wrote:

vladimir wrote:Good thing that guy didn't screw a pig, that would have made him a hambugger.

On that note I wonder if these are banned also

Featured with a Welshman on the tv series "Long Way Down." It's name was Baaarbra.

Edit: except it was a sheep.