One was Bumbling around google doing some research when, somehow, a page of this stuff popped up- some of which feels oddly familiar even in jest. ( As normal people, some of these observations may not make much sense to you)


You might be a freight dog if…

• Your airplane was getting old when you were born.

• You have not done a daylight landing in the past six months.
• ATC advises you of smoother air at a different altitude, and you don’t care.
• You call the hotel van to pick you up and they don’t understand where you are at the airport.
• Your airplane has more than 75,000 cycles.

• Your company call sign is “Oil Can”.
• The lady at the FBO locks up the popcorn machine because you plan on “making a meal of it”.

• Your airplane has more than eight faded logos on it.
• Your Director of Operations mysteriously changes your max. take off weight during the holiday season.

• Every FBO makes you park out of sight of their building.
• You have ever walked barefoot through the FBO because you just woke up.

• You mark every ramp with engine oil.
• There’s cargo onboard that’s illegal on passenger aircraft.
• Everything you own is in your flight bag and suitcase.

• All the other pilots wait for you to “test the squall line” first.
• All the other airlines hold to see if you get in.

• You request the visual approach with 300’ overcast and ½ SM vis.
• You make no attempt to deviate around the weather.