newkidontheblock wrote: ↑Wed Aug 29, 2018 10:42 am Khmer bar girl girlfriend wants to suck out your soul - your money first, your sanity, and finally your heart. After you are a dried, empty husk, she’ll move on to the next victim.

I know exactly where I stand with kitty.

RogueAnt wrote: ↑Tue Aug 28, 2018 12:59 pm

Jamie_Lambo wrote: ↑Tue Aug 28, 2018 12:57 pm next time your neighbors home go investigate

He just left on his motobike 5 mins ago... I'll have to climb the fence.

Did you eventually climb over to find the cats?

yong wrote: ↑Wed Aug 29, 2018 2:10 pm

RogueAnt wrote: ↑Tue Aug 28, 2018 12:59 pm

Jamie_Lambo wrote: ↑Tue Aug 28, 2018 12:57 pm next time your neighbors home go investigate

He just left on his motobike 5 mins ago... I'll have to climb the fence.

Did you eventually climb over to find the cats?

Yes, I did. I tapped on the doors and windows and called for them but there are heavy curtains covering them. I didn't hear anything. After 6 days their voices are probably hoarse from crying.

There's a fairly high and narrow wall that connects the back of both of our houses. If I could manage to walk along that then I could see into the entire open plan ground floor and there are no curtains. I'm just psyching myself up as it's bloody narrow and there's not much margin for error.

RogueAnt wrote: ↑Wed Aug 29, 2018 2:36 pm There's a fairly high and narrow wall that connects the back of both of our houses. If I could manage to walk along that then I could see into the entire open plan ground floor and there are no curtains. I'm just psyching myself up as it's bloody narrow and there's not much margin for error.

Just don't look down. Have some drinks first to build up your confidence. Remember you're doing it for the cats. You can do it! You're not a pussy, right?

fax wrote: ↑Wed Aug 29, 2018 2:37 pm

RogueAnt wrote: ↑Wed Aug 29, 2018 2:36 pm There's a fairly high and narrow wall that connects the back of both of our houses. If I could manage to walk along that then I could see into the entire open plan ground floor and there are no curtains. I'm just psyching myself up as it's bloody narrow and there's not much margin for error.

Just don't look down. Have some drinks first to build up your confidence. Remember you're doing it for the cats. You can do it! You're not a pussy, right?

I'm not sure alcohol is a performance enhancing drug and I'm clumsy. I'm waiting till the conditions are perfect

Most likely they have been kidnapped by the Criminal Cat Appropriation And Torment Team (CCAATT) you will get a ransom note demanding money shortly

RogueAnt wrote: ↑Wed Aug 29, 2018 2:50 pmI'm waiting till the conditions are perfect

Remember, your every move will be witnessed by many eyes. I strongly advise you not to persue this obsession, other than to polish your stainless nutsack and ask the kitty fiddler directly.

RogueAnt wrote: ↑Wed Aug 29, 2018 2:36 pm There's a fairly high and narrow wall that connects the back of both of our houses. If I could manage to walk along that then I could see into the entire open plan ground floor and there are no curtains. I'm just psyching myself up as it's bloody narrow and there's not much margin for error.

Pin a note to yourself saying you are NOT committing suicide, just in case.