Doc67 wrote: ↑Tue Jun 02, 2020 2:00 pm

Kung-fu Hillbilly wrote: ↑Fri May 29, 2020 9:56 am I'm glad he was brought to heel. or made to toe the line as he'd obviously lost his sole - It's a step in the right direction for him.

With jokes like that KFH, I'm thinking Jerry Attrick was right about you (or am I flip-flopping?)

One just has to take these things in their stride, one size doesn't fit all.

Doc67 wrote: ↑Tue Jun 02, 2020 2:13 pm

Kung-fu Hillbilly wrote: ↑Tue Jun 02, 2020 2:05 pm

Doc67 wrote: ↑Tue Jun 02, 2020 2:00 pm

Kung-fu Hillbilly wrote: ↑Fri May 29, 2020 9:56 am I'm glad he was brought to heel. or made to toe the line as he'd obviously lost his sole - It's a step in the right direction for him.

With jokes like that KFH, I'm thinking Jerry Attrick was right about you (or am I flip-flopping?)

One just has to take these things in their stride, one size doesn't fit all.

If the shoe fits...

...take a walk.

Doc67 wrote: ↑Tue Jun 02, 2020 2:19 pm

Kung-fu Hillbilly wrote: ↑Tue Jun 02, 2020 2:15 pm

Doc67 wrote: ↑Tue Jun 02, 2020 2:13 pm

Kung-fu Hillbilly wrote: ↑Tue Jun 02, 2020 2:05 pm

Doc67 wrote: ↑Tue Jun 02, 2020 2:00 pm

With jokes like that KFH, I'm thinking Jerry Attrick was right about you (or am I flip-flopping?)

One just has to take these things in their stride, one size doesn't fit all.

If the shoe fits...

...take a walk.

jog on mate

this is becoming a marathon, Doc.

His girlfriend said that they had planned to get married, but he just couldn't commit. She said he just kept flip-flopping.

Doc67 wrote: ↑Tue Jun 02, 2020 2:36 pm

rexwell wrote: ↑Tue Jun 02, 2020 2:32 pm His girlfriend said that they had planned to get married, but he just couldn't commit. She said he just kept flip-flopping.

That one's been used already. You need to read the old ones first, or you'll just put your foot in it...

So many puns, so little time.

FOLLOW UP: For those who have been following the footsteps of this Thai flip-flop fetishist, and wondering where it was all leading to, (and how and why and wtf), wonder no more:

Thai man with fetish arrested after stealing over a hundred pairs of flip-flops
A man with a flip-flop fetish was arrested after stealing more than 100 pairs of them from nearby homes that he then made love to.

Theerapat Klaiya, 24, was detained after dozens of complaints from baffled locals that their footwear had gone missing in Nonthaburi, central Thailand.

Officers eventually identified the suspect from CCTV footage outside his latest alleged victim's property.

He was arrested on Sunday afternoon (May 24) at his rented home, where officers counted 126 pairs of stolen flip-flops.

Theerapat allegedly admitted stealing the sandals. He said he would wear them around his home as it turned him on.

The alleged thief said that after several hours of wearing the flip-flops, he cuddled and kissed them, before stripping off and rubbing them on his body. He then had s e x with them.

Once he had finished with one pair, he threw them aside and went looking for new flip-flops.

The sprawling collection amassed over more than two years included dozens of different brands, sizes and colours. All of them had been thoroughly worn.

They were lined up for a police press conference.

Theerapat allegedly admitted three charges of night time theft and snatching, possessing a digital transceiver without permission, and violating the coronavirus curfew.
https://www.newsflare.com/video/358147/ ... flip-flops