Man Has Penis Bitten By 9ft Python While on Toilet
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Man Has Penis Bitten By 9ft Python While on Toilet
Thailand: Nine-Foot Python Grabs onto Man Penis While On Toilet
BANGKOK – Mr Atthaporn Boonmarkchuai, 38, of Chachoengsao province is recovering in hospital after he was bitten in his private parts by a by a nine-foot (three metres) python while he was using the toilet at his home.
Mr Boonmarkchuai managed to loosen the reptile’s hold only after a bloody battle with the snake, according to Thai media reports.
Mr Atthaporn said he was felt a sharp pain when he was using the squat toilet in the morning.
He was shocked to see a large snake. He told Thai PBS that he called for help from his wife and neighbours as he struggled with the snake.
Eventually, he managed to grab the snake’s head and pressed it hard until it released its bite on his penis.
Large snakes are common even in urban areas of Thailand, particularly during the onset of the rainy season when they leave flooded areas for drier ground.
http://www.chiangraitimes.com/thailand- ... oilet.html
BANGKOK – Mr Atthaporn Boonmarkchuai, 38, of Chachoengsao province is recovering in hospital after he was bitten in his private parts by a by a nine-foot (three metres) python while he was using the toilet at his home.
Mr Boonmarkchuai managed to loosen the reptile’s hold only after a bloody battle with the snake, according to Thai media reports.
Mr Atthaporn said he was felt a sharp pain when he was using the squat toilet in the morning.
He was shocked to see a large snake. He told Thai PBS that he called for help from his wife and neighbours as he struggled with the snake.
Eventually, he managed to grab the snake’s head and pressed it hard until it released its bite on his penis.
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http://www.chiangraitimes.com/thailand- ... oilet.html
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Re: Man Has Penis Bitten By 9ft Python While on Toilet
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Re: Man Has Penis Bitten By 9ft Python While on Toilet
he should be happy, because he can proclaim that he has 9ft python in his pants.
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Re: Man Has Penis Bitten By 9ft Python While on Toilet
A few years back, in Australia, a couple of guys went camping out in the bush. While one of the guys was squatting behind a bush, a mouse suddenly ran between his legs quickly followed by a snake.
The snake seeing his dick hanging there thought it was the mouse and bit it.
"Aaarrgh!" he screamed, "Quick mate, I've been bitten by a snake".
His mate came running and asked where he had been bitten. "Right on the end of my old feller", was the reply.
"Oh shit, that's no good", said his mate, "I'll run back to that little farm house down the road and see if I can call a doctor".
So off he goes to the farm house and calls the doctor. He tells the doctor that his mate has been bitten by a snake, so what should he do? The doctor tells him that it will take him almost an hour to get there, so in the meantime the guy will need to implement first response treatment and suck the poison out otherwise his mate will die.
So, the guy wanders back to his mate.
"Mate, you're back. Did you call the doctor?"
"Yes, mate".
"So, what did the doctor say?"
"He said, you're gonna die, mate".
The snake seeing his dick hanging there thought it was the mouse and bit it.
"Aaarrgh!" he screamed, "Quick mate, I've been bitten by a snake".
His mate came running and asked where he had been bitten. "Right on the end of my old feller", was the reply.
"Oh shit, that's no good", said his mate, "I'll run back to that little farm house down the road and see if I can call a doctor".
So off he goes to the farm house and calls the doctor. He tells the doctor that his mate has been bitten by a snake, so what should he do? The doctor tells him that it will take him almost an hour to get there, so in the meantime the guy will need to implement first response treatment and suck the poison out otherwise his mate will die.
So, the guy wanders back to his mate.
"Mate, you're back. Did you call the doctor?"
"Yes, mate".
"So, what did the doctor say?"
"He said, you're gonna die, mate".
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Re: Man Has Penis Bitten By 9ft Python While on Toilet
In a nation run by swine, all pigs are upward-mobile and the rest of us are fucked until we can put our acts together: not necessarily to win, but mainly to keep from losing completely. HST
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Re: Man Has Penis Bitten By 9ft Python While on Toilet
poor snake, it was expecting a good meal, instead got a baby chick and worst of all, didnt get to eat it and humiliated on national tv
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