The world's oldest Ipad

Post by **Freightdog** » Sat Nov 18, 2023 1:36 am

John Bingham wrote: ↑Sat Nov 18, 2023 1:09 am
pissontheroof wrote: ↑Fri Nov 17, 2023 2:21 pm พิซออนเดอรูฟ ®
You are the ideal Apple customer. Keep buying multiple devices that you don't even know how to use. What a champ.

Sounding a lot like a Walter Mitty, sold and frequently retracting into a reality of his own making.

newkidontheblock · Post by **newkidontheblock** » Sat Nov 18, 2023 3:51 am

John Bingham wrote:
pissontheroof wrote: ↑Fri Nov 17, 2023 2:21 pm
Jerry Atrick wrote: ↑Fri Nov 17, 2023 12:43 pm

Net cafe's have mostly gone the way of telephone booths, I haven't seen one in years
Telephone booths are long gone , I used to compare to video rental stores .
You would think they would be popular here but I don’t see many either .
You had me going there for a minute with the slam on green tea .
i was going to say . “ it works for me “ but it’s probably psychological as everything else
I have so many iPads they are everywhere , I need three for the kid just to keep him up in batteries
Anytime anyone comes over they ask me to give them one. . I say ..No way .. !
Also 2 macbook . Not that old but I only use to watch Fox News .
The MacBook I brought with me died and i gave it to some kid in k.thom and he turned it into a windows .
Incredible !
I want to find some way to play all the movies I brought here on a Hard Drive to play on the t.v.
Nobody can help because it snot android ..
I get a new iPhone once or twice a year and keep the old one . for collecting dust.
I got a few androids 2 samsung 1 huawei , as he puts it “ on ice “ I got them for reading SD cards
I would give them a charger ! I switcheroo and have about 10 fake facebook accounts.
I still got my original 1st one iPad , sometimes it fires up mostly it don’t .

พิซออนเดอรูฟ
You are the ideal Apple customer. Keep buying multiple devices that you don't even know how to use. What a champ.

There is an official correct way to use an Apple device?

So each Apple device has a right way to use it?

And of course only you would know to use it right?

Please enlighten me, sir!

I own multiple devices and would be most interested in know what the official CEO branded politically correct way is.

Post by **Freightdog** » Sat Nov 18, 2023 4:13 am

newkidontheblock wrote: ↑Sat Nov 18, 2023 3:51 am There is an official correct way to use an Apple device?

Yes.
This would be wrong

Unless you hate Apple, and close family members

So each Apple device has a right way to use it?

Normal convention would offer basic insight such as- ON makes it easier to use than OFF
Underwater is prone to increased failure

And of course only you would know to use it right?

My lad, all of 4.5 years of wisdom has worked out most of it, much to my annoyance.

Please enlighten me, sir!

I own multiple devices and would be most interested in know what the official CEO branded politically correct way is.

Are you arguing with someone?
Issue with Meds? Or has the missus started growing some traditional medicines in the AC ducting?

pissontheroof · Post by **pissontheroof** » Sat Nov 18, 2023 8:47 am

John Bingham wrote: ↑Sat Nov 18, 2023 1:09 am
pissontheroof wrote: ↑Fri Nov 17, 2023 2:21 pm

พิซออนเดอรูฟ ®
You are the ideal Apple customer. Keep buying multiple devices that you don't even know how to use. What a champ.

Spellchecker got you there , I’m sure you said “ chump “ Hmmm

? But I can get by with apple devices .
I love

my iPads.
I hate chinese junk ( I know , I know ) and even on samsung i cussing at it and want to break it .
I’m not liking apple since they moved to china and america “ woke “ up with sleepy demented joey
Goddammed rigged election ! The trumpster will be back soon enough ..

Why oh why dont japan get into the business ?
Sony, hitachi, panasonic . Etc .
พิซออนเดอรูฟ ®

Doc67 · Post by **Doc67** » Sat Nov 18, 2023 9:17 am

John Bingham wrote: ↑Sat Nov 18, 2023 1:09 am
pissontheroof wrote: ↑Fri Nov 17, 2023 2:21 pm
Jerry Atrick wrote: ↑Fri Nov 17, 2023 12:43 pm

Net cafe's have mostly gone the way of telephone booths, I haven't seen one in years
Telephone booths are long gone , I used to compare to video rental stores .
You would think they would be popular here but I don’t see many either .
You had me going there for a minute with the slam on green tea .
i was going to say . “ it works for me “ but it’s probably psychological as everything else
I have so many iPads they are everywhere , I need three for the kid just to keep him up in batteries
Anytime anyone comes over they ask me to give them one. . I say ..No way .. !
Also 2 macbook . Not that old but I only use to watch Fox News .
The MacBook I brought with me died and i gave it to some kid in k.thom and he turned it into a windows .
Incredible !
I want to find some way to play all the movies I brought here on a Hard Drive to play on the t.v.
Nobody can help because it snot android ..
I get a new iPhone once or twice a year and keep the old one . for collecting dust.
I got a few androids 2 samsung 1 huawei , as he puts it “ on ice “ I got them for reading SD cards
I would give them a charger ! I switcheroo and have about 10 fake facebook accounts.
I still got my original 1st one iPad , sometimes it fires up mostly it don’t .

พิซออนเดอรูฟ ®
You are the ideal Apple customer. Keep buying multiple devices that you don't even know how to use. What a champ.

Is your spellchecker broken?

Fridaywithmateo · Post by **Fridaywithmateo** » Sat Nov 18, 2023 12:40 pm

Jerry Atrick wrote: ↑Fri Nov 17, 2023 12:43 pm
Fridaywithmateo wrote: ↑Fri Nov 17, 2023 12:33 pm I have an IPad 2 ... half of the stuff no longer supported ...

If and when I move to Cambodia countryside, Okinawa or Tinian and get my land bought or leased ... all my electronics are going to be put on ice ... net cafés for all my digital needs ... going to live as much as can can a CASHLESS lifestyle and rely to the old school ways of living as we humans have done for thousands of generations.
Net cafe's have mostly gone the way of telephone booths, I haven't seen one in years

Still a thing here in East Asia. I used one here in Phnom Penh when I just arrived from Vietnam. Full of teens gaming mostly. They are huge in Japan, you can actually sleep overnight, which is what a lot of people do to save on hotel costs. They are actually quite nice in Japan, with shower room, food vending, free coffee/tea/soft drinks.

John Bingham · Post by **John Bingham** » Sat Nov 18, 2023 1:14 pm

pissontheroof wrote: ↑Sat Nov 18, 2023 8:47 am
Spellchecker got you there , I’m sure you said “ chump “ Hmmm ? But I can get by with apple devices .
I love my iPads.
I hate chinese junk ( I know , I know ) and even on samsung i cussing at it and want to break it .
I’m not liking apple since they moved to china and america “ woke “ up with sleepy demented joey

Apple started manufacturing in China in 2001 when George W Bush was president. I don't use a spellchecker. You should use one though.

John Bingham · Post by **John Bingham** » Sat Nov 18, 2023 4:27 pm

newkidontheblock wrote: ↑Sat Nov 18, 2023 3:51 am
John Bingham wrote:
pissontheroof wrote: ↑Fri Nov 17, 2023 2:21 pm
Jerry Atrick wrote: ↑Fri Nov 17, 2023 12:43 pm

Net cafe's have mostly gone the way of telephone booths, I haven't seen one in years
Telephone booths are long gone , I used to compare to video rental stores .
You would think they would be popular here but I don’t see many either .
You had me going there for a minute with the slam on green tea .
i was going to say . “ it works for me “ but it’s probably psychological as everything else
I have so many iPads they are everywhere , I need three for the kid just to keep him up in batteries
Anytime anyone comes over they ask me to give them one. . I say ..No way .. !
Also 2 macbook . Not that old but I only use to watch Fox News .
The MacBook I brought with me died and i gave it to some kid in k.thom and he turned it into a windows .
Incredible !
I want to find some way to play all the movies I brought here on a Hard Drive to play on the t.v.
Nobody can help because it snot android ..
I get a new iPhone once or twice a year and keep the old one . for collecting dust.
I got a few androids 2 samsung 1 huawei , as he puts it “ on ice “ I got them for reading SD cards
I would give them a charger ! I switcheroo and have about 10 fake facebook accounts.
I still got my original 1st one iPad , sometimes it fires up mostly it don’t .

พิซออนเดอรูฟ
You are the ideal Apple customer. Keep buying multiple devices that you don't even know how to use. What a champ.
There is an official correct way to use an Apple device?

So each Apple device has a right way to use it?

And of course only you would know to use it right?

Please enlighten me, sir!

I own multiple devices and would be most interested in know what the official CEO branded politically correct way is.

Okay, why don't you start exclusively using a MacBook to watch Fox "news" and then buy a few Android phones to read SD cards.

newkidontheblock · Post by **newkidontheblock** » Sat Nov 18, 2023 9:02 pm

pissontheroof wrote:
John Bingham wrote: ↑Sat Nov 18, 2023 1:09 am
pissontheroof wrote: ↑Fri Nov 17, 2023 2:21 pm

พิซออนเดอรูฟ
You are the ideal Apple customer. Keep buying multiple devices that you don't even know how to use. What a champ.
Spellchecker got you there , I’m sure you said “ chump “ Hmmm ? But I can get by with apple devices .
I love my iPads.
I hate chinese junk ( I know , I know ) and even on samsung i cussing at it and want to break it .
I’m not liking apple since they moved to china and america “ woke “ up with sleepy demented joey
Goddammed rigged election ! The trumpster will be back soon enough ..

Why oh why dont japan get into the business ?
Sony, hitachi, panasonic . Etc .
พิซออนเดอรูฟ

Chinese manufacturing in 2001 (and to some extent still) is well known for contractors making low ball manufacturing costs and then wringing profits by later cutting corners. USB drives sold in the local market at super low prices without a memory chip inside.

Apple creates a manufacturing process that ensures corners don’t get cut. Apple engineers are stationed in China and closely involved with the contractor and subs on the factory lines to make sure it’s done correctly. The difference between quality and junk.

I’ve bought Samsung tablets during the Amazon deals over the years. Some have been given away as a present. One I used as a bedside clock, until the death screen took it away. And replaced with an iPad mini.

John Bingham · Post by **John Bingham** » Sat Nov 18, 2023 9:53 pm

You are missing the point New Kid. Do you actually have a TV that works or are you forced to use a tiny laptop to watch Fox? Have you figured out how to watch movies that are stored on a drive?

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