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Funny Search Queries

Post by OrangeDragon » Tue Jun 03, 2014 1:24 pm

So, my analytics tools show me any search query where our link shows up in the results... and some of them are rather amusing to see what people have typed. I'll be posting the good ones here as they come in, lol.
  • new half shemale
  • horace "no registered users and"
  • sihanoukville weed
  • working stiff
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Re: Funny Search Queries

Post by OrangeDragon » Tue Jun 03, 2014 1:25 pm

it should be noted that the "new half shemale" search only brings up a link to vlad's profile page...
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Re: Funny Search Queries

Post by frank lee bent » Tue Jun 03, 2014 1:27 pm

what is a half shemale? fractions like this are very puzzling.
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Re: Funny Search Queries

Post by OrangeDragon » Sat Jun 07, 2014 11:41 pm

Some new ones... lol.

chattering "who is online" (damn chatterings!)
weird dancing dog gif (they heard about my moves i see...)
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Post by StroppyChops » Sat Jun 07, 2014 11:56 pm

You lead an interesting life. I like it when the orbit of your planet intersects with that of the one the rest of us live on.
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Re: Funny Search Queries

Post by OrangeDragon » Tue Jul 08, 2014 1:50 pm

The most amusing one currently:
khmer440 speakeasy

We apparently rank 6th for it... zero clicks but about 550 impressions over the week.
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Re: Funny Search Queries

Post by Milord » Tue Jul 08, 2014 2:17 pm

Funny stuff. Keep us posted.
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Re: Funny Search Queries

Post by General Mackevili » Tue Jul 08, 2014 6:40 pm

OrangeDragon wrote:The most amusing one currently:
khmer440 speakeasy
Ha! That's a good one!

I can see searching for Cambodia news, Cambodian news, but searching for Khmer440 SpeakEasy is a funny one for CEO to pop up on! Newsworthy or Khmer440 in the news also makes a little sense too, but funny we'd get the one you listed.

The AliBaba in Cambodia was my favourite, as it linked to our member, when people were searching for the AliBaba IPO or stock information.
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Re: Funny Search Queries

Post by OrangeDragon » Tue Jul 08, 2014 7:07 pm

General Mackevili wrote:
OrangeDragon wrote:The most amusing one currently:
khmer440 speakeasy
Ha! That's a good one!

I can see searching for Cambodia news, Cambodian news, but searching for Khmer440 SpeakEasy is a funny one for CEO to pop up on! Newsworthy or Khmer440 in the news also makes a little sense too, but funny we'd get the one you listed.

The AliBaba in Cambodia was my favourite, as it linked to our member, when people were searching for the AliBaba IPO or stock information.
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Re: Funny Search Queries

Post by ali baba » Mon Jul 14, 2014 8:01 pm

You're welcome.

Any new results OD?
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