It seems like internet speeds have been in single digits for at least a week down here at home and everywhere I've been. Even my 3G sucks. Anyone else having problems ?

LOL- if you ever go on military bases you will still hear that handshake.
dee dow dee dow dee dow.

like morse code!

I believe Internet connectivity globally has 'sucked' over the past week.

There's an audio file floating around the innerwebs of the handshake slowed down to 1:100 IIRC, it's almost beautiful.