Much like, but not as good as existing product Kiffy

I'd like to see how many cartons of beer it could carry before considering purchase.

In lovely Kampong Cham today, 36C with a real feel of 43C. Maybe rain tonight? I felt two drops.

Above my ex wife's vagina there was a tattoo that said "Abandon all hope, ye who enter here." I thought she was joking.

My apartment would get the explorer seal of approval. I'll talk to the landlord about certification. I live on the third floor in a corner apartment that has balconies on the southern and western sides. The western side is sheltered by a five story building. As explorer says living in a building's s...

Fuck ém

In this case a bum gun would have come in real handy. Just stand back and let her rip.

That pool sited under the first floor is particularly cold. I had a watch stolen there. Fuck them.

The highway is no place for an underpowered tuk tuk.

The Secret Garden is in Otres Beach. I haven't been to Otres since last October and it was still OK. I hired a bike and went into Sihanoukville to see if the stories were true. They were true. I looked around for 20 mins then got on the bike back to Otres. I'll never go back to Sihanoukvile. I'd say...

The beer you have when you're not having a beer; 65 cents at Lucky.