I like the fact anonymity affords you the right to spout off about [Admin Edit: Seriously... enough with the racial slurs Jonno] all day safe in the knowledge the filthy cunts can't hunt you down and attack you

Blimey. And I thought the modding on 440 was tough. Achtung!

Being the first person to be banned from a new internet forum is something that has to be taken as a challenge.

This is true. But a Parisian sommelier this chap was not. I think if after pouring the sample he had seen me sniffing the glass he would have thought I was a downy or something.

Perhaps, but being English even if it had tasted like, or even been, piss I would have been too polite to send it back.

Fair enough, g̶a̶v̶i̶n̶m̶a̶c̶ General M.

I went to Deco last night for the first time in ages, and the food's still as delightful as ever. However, something has been troubling me. I ordered a bottle of wine and the waiter poured a thimbleful into my glass. I sipped it, nodded at him and he proceeded to pour us both a full glass. The reaso...

When I first moved here I didn't have a solid shit for about 3 months. Over the last few years though it's normalised and I normally only get the squits once every couple of weeks. I've found it smells better than it used to as well.

Sounds like bowel cancer

Bosco wrote:

Tim Linkinwater wrote:The Chicken and Jonno?

Excellent stuff. My two all time faves.

Also possibly the most justified bannings made on there.

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Bullshit. I'd turned over a new leaf.