fazur wrote: ↑Thu May 14, 2020 5:31 am

finish_money wrote: ↑Fri May 08, 2020 6:54 pm

djstuntmunch wrote: ↑Fri May 08, 2020 4:42 am so I gave her $100.00 usd for the TukTuk drive home.

I’ve never understood why Tuk Tuk rides are so expensive at 4 in the morning. Where the hell do these women live?

Buttandbang

Shenookywell actually.

fazur wrote: ↑Thu May 14, 2020 5:33 am

djstuntmunch wrote: ↑Thu May 14, 2020 12:34 amWell, I know she wasn’t a hooker, she told me she had a full time job in a respectable massage parlour

she works at 10 downing st?

Well,

There’s definitely a JOHNSON to keep her happy! (Airplane! joke for the older members)

so I gave her $100.00 usd for the TukTuk drive home. I’ve never understood why Tuk Tuk rides are so expensive at 4 in the morning. Where the hell do these women live? Well, I know she wasn’t a hooker, she told me she had a full time job in a respectable massage parlour, off st. 172. Apparently it’s...

Mishmash wrote: ↑Fri Oct 25, 2019 10:27 pm

krisduncs wrote: ↑Fri Oct 25, 2019 9:48 pm What a boring looking girl.

Remember the old adage - Librarians are hot in bed!

Yes, but they charge you extra for putting your book in the wrong hole. And forget not having the dust jacket on.

Well, from my experience, I picked up a chick in pp once, from gsm. She told me she wasn’t a hooker, so I took her home, made love to her until the early morning hours, at which point, she said she had to go home, so I gave her $100.00 usd for the TukTuk drive home. The next morning I went to get br...

He DEFINITELY got the horn. A buffaLOW blow.

They look like magicians or me.

Known by the local hoe’s as “cheap skate”

What’s tinder?

I don’t get the cleaver/beaver thing. Closer to an axe wound.