Slightly off topic but I'm hearing some reports of being able to only spend 2 days in hotel quarantine and then completing the other days in own apartment subject to a negative covid test, is this complete shite or has anyone else heard these stories

OMG, that would be a right mess to clean up , would need counselling after that.

Something as simple as a co-codamol headache table will indicate morphine on those instant test kits,

Not exactly ocean 11 but it's a start I suppose

That hotel looks rather, shall we say, unspectacular. Surely not a place for a superstar! I think the term "superstar" is a self applied description of herself and slavishly prefixed by the media whenever they print her name. Other, more accurate, adjectives might include: Narcissist - Co...

It's all going to shit again, ffs

Fed up with it

, ffs what a shit show,

O ffs, prime minister said don't worry, it's just swine flu

Let's see if he comes out all guns blazing for Bojo and Princess Nut Nut, https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-57245722 And as it starts at 09:30am for around four hours, much of what he says will be known just in time for PMQ's at 12:00pm. Boris could well start getting questions about shocking ...

Let's see if he comes out all guns blazing for Bojo and Princess Nut Nut,

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-57245722