Not just in my locale Doc.How many went to Bournemouth the other day ?. :wave: Anyway; Self pity abounds. Off to hospital for a lovely new knee tomorrow ( arthritis since 18, I've hung on well ) Never felt more single. Or rather more bothered by being single. End of self pity. Cambodia for November ...

WARNING: When the pubs open on July 4th. It doesn't mean the virus has gone away. It just means they have room for you in intensive care. Can you imagine the drunk shagging cousins in Wetherspoons keeping a distance, ordering their drinks before hand, and more importantly not washing their hands whe...

10 cm is that a Inch ?. Asking for my girlfriend.

I dread to think how we would have coped with Coronavirus if people hadn't voted for Brexit four years ago. Just imaging the state we would have been in had we not given The NHS £350 Million a week. :bow: SUMMARY : You no longer need to be 2 metres apart unless you can be, in which case don't be 1 m...

Obviously a drunken schoolboy error. I threw a Boomerang a few years ago. It never came back to me. I now live in constant fear :o Oh, dear I appear to have had a accident involving gin,martini ice cubes and lemon rind. They appear to have been mixed together and decanted into a glass. What to do......

Apparently Bojo's father Stanley Johnson has applied in writing for French citizenship.
How I wish he'd known about French Letters 56 years ago.

Apparently Bojo's father Stanley Johnson has applied in writing for French citizenship.
Oh how I wish he'd known about French Letters 56 years ago.
At least his family will be ok when the shit happens next year, so good to see the elite are looking
after themselves.

Hi Doc, I'm back from under my Bridge !!. Take it you mean The Garden Bridge ( £40 Million ) Just wanted you to verify something for this unpopular pleb from Yorkshire. When I reach 80 years old my State Pension will rise a extra 25p per week. Will I be able to afford a Tim Tam from the historic tra...

Good News Chaps: Brits will be able to holiday in Spain if they pass four SIMPLE :D tests on arrival. 1. Throw a plastic chair more than 2 yards 2. Down a pint in less than 6 seconds without spilling a drop 3. Eat a full English in 10 minutes 4. Sing Agadoo in The Red Lion in Benidorm till midnight....

Thanks Doc for the new thread. But maybe being honest and having no followers is better than being popular. It took me an entire 3 minutes to come up with this. ( Please Pay Attention ) NUMBER OF EU COUNTRIES..... 27 POPULATION OF EU.....445 MILLION GET RID OF THAT AND HAVE A DEAL WITH NZ & AUS ...