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by Capa
Sun Sep 23, 2018 4:46 pm
Forum: General Chatter
Topic: British Expat Says Son Kidnapped & Believed to be in Siem Reap, Cambodia: $1,000 REWARD
Replies: 96
Views: 22960
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Re: Expat Says Son Kidnapped in Poipet & Believed to be in Siem Reap, Cambodia: $1,000 REWARD

bangkokhooker wrote: Sun Sep 23, 2018 3:32 pm Wow. A whole $1000 to get your son back.
Exactly. It should be $10,000.
by Capa
Sun Sep 23, 2018 4:40 pm
Forum: Tech Zone
Topic: Stanford bioengineers develop a 20-cent, hand-powered centrifuge
Replies: 11
Views: 5254
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Re: Stanford bioengineers develop a 20-cent, hand-powered centrifuge

that genius wrote: Sun Sep 23, 2018 4:29 pm
Capa wrote: Sun Sep 23, 2018 3:05 pm I'm not so impressed. Any fifth grade student could have developed the same thing.
What have you developed in your lifetime?

I'm guessing zero.
Right now, I'm developing a stiffy to glide up your booty. How's that?
by Capa
Sun Sep 23, 2018 3:05 pm
Forum: Tech Zone
Topic: Stanford bioengineers develop a 20-cent, hand-powered centrifuge
Replies: 11
Views: 5254
Philippines

Re: Stanford bioengineers develop a 20-cent, hand-powered centrifuge

I'm not so impressed. Any fifth grade student could have developed the same thing.
by Capa
Sun Sep 23, 2018 2:57 pm
Forum: Asinine Arena (Enter at Your Own Risk)
Topic: When is a flamethrower not a 'flamethrower'?
Replies: 56
Views: 14287
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Re: Why would an Elon Musk company develop a working toy flamethrower?

You, sir, know nothing about me and I know plenty about the world. I know enough about your open air prison colony to know there's no sheep station (farm) bigger than Texas. And my Johnson bar is bigger than yours.
by Capa
Sun Sep 23, 2018 2:42 pm
Forum: Asinine Arena (Enter at Your Own Risk)
Topic: When is a flamethrower not a 'flamethrower'?
Replies: 56
Views: 14287
Philippines

Re: Why would an Elon Musk company develop a working toy flamethrower?

And kudos to Texas :beer3: In the outback region of Australia where we come from, there is a sheep station (farm) just north of the town that is bigger than Texas. I always like to get in first when Texans are about to start comparing dicks. I find that highly unlikely. And I have a really big John...
by Capa
Sun Sep 23, 2018 2:30 pm
Forum: Tech Zone
Topic: This site can reveal your identity by asking 15 random questions.
Replies: 12
Views: 6348
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Re: This site can reveal your identity by asking 15 random questions.

Fake your death. Get fake ID. Use cash. Buy new laptop, then: Connect to the Internet only from public WiFi in small cafeterias and coffee shops, since these are not likely to log traffic. Go every time in a different cafeteria or coffee shop. Change your MAC address to a realistic one Use TOR to re...
by Capa
Sun Sep 23, 2018 2:15 pm
Forum: Ask the Expats (Questions & Answers)
Topic: Random questions everywhere...
Replies: 72
Views: 18871
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Re: Random questions everywhere...

Yes, crab lice and herpes in that disgusting beard.
by Capa
Sun Sep 23, 2018 12:33 pm
Forum: General Chatter
Topic: what do you cooking today
Replies: 21
Views: 6240
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Re: what do you cooking today

I are do cooking grains of wheat steamed and rolled flat and pressed into little pillows, sauced with tukdaohko and sprinkled with the finest natural sugar. Served with a side of classic bei neak knong muoy, ktaw, ning potted tukdaohko chour. I are do cooking dauchaknea thngai saek. Sounds positive...
by Capa
Sun Sep 23, 2018 12:12 pm
Forum: Asinine Arena (Enter at Your Own Risk)
Topic: When is a flamethrower not a 'flamethrower'?
Replies: 56
Views: 14287
Philippines

Re: Why would an Elon Musk company develop a working toy flamethrower?

And kudos to Texas :beer3: In the outback region of Australia where we come from, there is a sheep station (farm) just north of the town that is bigger than Texas. I always like to get in first when Texans are about to start comparing dicks. I find that highly unlikely. And I have a really big John...
by Capa
Sun Sep 23, 2018 4:38 am
Forum: Ask the Expats (Questions & Answers)
Topic: Random questions everywhere...
Replies: 72
Views: 18871
Philippines

Re: Random questions everywhere...

khmerhamster wrote: Mon Sep 17, 2018 3:22 pm
IraHayes wrote:Or just don't befriend stroppy... seems it could be bad for your health.
Maybe so.

Perhaps the mosquitos have nested in the beard.
That's not all. There are probably crab lice in that beard.