Am I the only one who has the urge to go swimming in a flood?

What else could you be thinking?! Unless your house is floating away of course.

I only swallow johnny walker black and cum, so no.

I did get some in my ear though and that was a bit scary... but then i remembered that i am not a pussy so i shrugged it of and enjoyed the swim.

Hello. It was me swimming in that picture. It was a lovely swim and i feel fine... even if i had to amputate a foot afterwards.