Out with the Range Rover, in with the Rolls-Royce....

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OrangeDragon wrote:Tax men in America have computers... and they know how to use them. They don't get confused.
What do they have here? A abacus?
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Nothing so sophisticated.
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General Mackevili wrote: Even cows are getting around in more flashy vehicles.

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This is the latest trend is SUV defensive measures - "Elevated cow"
When you get rammed you and your vehicle are still crushed, but due to both the high centre of gravity and its sheer bulk. the cows body will go straight through the windscreen and actually take out the SUV driver!
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jaclu wrote:
General Mackevili wrote: Image
Maybe the cow's 4 stomachs qualify as "air bags".
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OrangeDragon wrote:Tax men in America have computers... and they know how to use them. They don't get confused.
1st world schemes typically solves that by having the money electronically jump a few borders, and corporations using the money to settle debts between its own divisions and so on, pretty soon it gets so confusing, and so many jurisdictions involved all wanting to be the one pocketing the tax money that the end result is that the resources are spent deciding who gets what without ever going to trial (if they even can agree to a location of the trial).
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Soi Dog wrote:Maybe the cow's 4 stomachs qualify as "air bags".
In a distant past I worked as a milker on a dairy farm. Believe me cows have plenty of bulk, I learned that one day when I was sloppy and worked wearing sneakers :)
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jaclu wrote:
Soi Dog wrote:Maybe the cow's 4 stomachs qualify as "air bags".
In a distant past I worked as a milker on a dairy farm. Believe me cows have plenty of bulk, I learned that one day when I was sloppy and worked wearing sneakers :)
I have often wondered, if you made a cow laugh, would milk come out of her nose?
Just a thought.
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Grass, maybe.
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Garry.Crabtree wrote:
jaclu wrote:
Soi Dog wrote:Maybe the cow's 4 stomachs qualify as "air bags".
In a distant past I worked as a milker on a dairy farm. Believe me cows have plenty of bulk, I learned that one day when I was sloppy and worked wearing sneakers :)
I have often wondered, if you made a cow laugh, would milk come out of her nose?
Just a thought.
I know there's at least one other ex dairy kid on the forum - we can both tell you that what comes out of a cows nose is the most revolting clear slime in creation.
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jaclu wrote:
Soi Dog wrote:Maybe the cow's 4 stomachs qualify as "air bags".
In a distant past I worked as a milker on a dairy farm. Believe me cows have plenty of bulk, I learned that one day when I was sloppy and worked wearing sneakers :)
protip, keep the ground somewhat muddy. gives some cushion when this happens. i was cowboyed for about 13 of my formative years... i think i've been stepped on (by big black angus motherfuckers) more times than I can count and never had an injury from it.
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