Are Chinese good fuckers?
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One Sunny afternoon, I found myself sadly scouring the Uni library for academic inspiration. Instead, I found the Uni sex ed collection. Triumphantly, I took out The Chinese Sexual Yoga classics and sexual positions: an Australian Review. One might wonder what a book with a painting of 2 androgynous Chinese people having sex while being observed by their neighbor has to do with the Science dept's plethora of sex education.
A few facts, Biologically speaking, men and women seem to take distinct sexual paths. Women take 13 mins: "in her sexual responses she is compared to the element water, 'slow to heat and slow to cool.'" Men, on the other hand, are programmed to be so intensely focused on the act of procreating that they are supposed to be able to sustain intercourse even while under threat, which probably also explains their ability to move from limp and cold to hard and exploding in 2.5 mins.......
Despite monogamy being the norm in this day and age, men also depend on venting their polygamous genetics with the mental fiction of, for example, porn. As such, men tend to be aroused by the visual. Women turned on aurally, through Yin (sounds) and Tung (movement). Also, when we think we are considered special, our bodies unleash a chemical which makes our orgasms between 2 and 5 times higher than normal.
Ancient Chiense scripture has this incredibly vivid way of describing differnet positions. It's not like they are doing doggie style or missionary. It's more colorful. Care to try the ' Goat Faces a Tree'? The man sits cross legged while the women sits on top with her back to him, while lowering her head to see the 'jade stalk' penetrate her.
I've never had a better reason to burn 35 000 KJ in a yearly 144 standard night-time romps. Thanks to the Chinese Yoga
A few facts, Biologically speaking, men and women seem to take distinct sexual paths. Women take 13 mins: "in her sexual responses she is compared to the element water, 'slow to heat and slow to cool.'" Men, on the other hand, are programmed to be so intensely focused on the act of procreating that they are supposed to be able to sustain intercourse even while under threat, which probably also explains their ability to move from limp and cold to hard and exploding in 2.5 mins.......
Despite monogamy being the norm in this day and age, men also depend on venting their polygamous genetics with the mental fiction of, for example, porn. As such, men tend to be aroused by the visual. Women turned on aurally, through Yin (sounds) and Tung (movement). Also, when we think we are considered special, our bodies unleash a chemical which makes our orgasms between 2 and 5 times higher than normal.
Ancient Chiense scripture has this incredibly vivid way of describing differnet positions. It's not like they are doing doggie style or missionary. It's more colorful. Care to try the ' Goat Faces a Tree'? The man sits cross legged while the women sits on top with her back to him, while lowering her head to see the 'jade stalk' penetrate her.
I've never had a better reason to burn 35 000 KJ in a yearly 144 standard night-time romps. Thanks to the Chinese Yoga
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LoL, I can only hope these stories are true!
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From the Taoist Secrets of Cultivating Male Sexual Energy.THE INDIAN ROPE BURN MASSAGE
In this massage, rub the palms of the hands together until they are hot. Hold up the penis with one hand and with the other hand grip the penile base firmly with thumb and index finger. Perform the Indian Rope burn technique back and forth 9 to 36 times. This stimulates the kidneys. Performing this same technique on the mid- dle of the shaft stimulates the digestive system. Massaging under the penile head stimulates the heart, lungs, and respiratory system.
With one hand hold the penis up, while with the other hand perform the Rope Burn technique.
Other exciting exercises and chapters include:
- FOUR WAYS TO INCREASE SPERM COUNT
1. Testicles Grip and Squeeze Massage
2. The Testicle Rattle
3. Testicle Tapping
4. Testicle Spot Press Massage
- ANAL PUMP SQUEEZE EXERCISE
- TONGUE KUNG FU
- HOW TO ABSORB SEXUAL ENERGY FROM THE SUN
- HOW TO AVOID WET DREAMS
- CULTIVATING THE RIGHT HAND PATH
- AUTOMATIC MIND CONTROL OF EJACULATION
- THE SECRETS OF SEMEN RETENTION
- THE FOUR ATTAINMENTS OF THE JADE STALK
- TESTICLE BREATHING: STEP BY STEP
- The Dance Of The Testes
- BE AWARE OF THE MAGNITUDE OF POWER GENERATED
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FC - as previously stated ...... you should NOT copy other peoples work and pretend they are your own - it is called plagiarism!!1flying chicken wrote:One Sunny afternoon, I found myself sadly scouring the Uni library for academic inspiration. Instead, I found the Uni sex ed collection. Triumphantly, I took out The Chinese Sexual Yoga classics and sexual positions: an Australian Review. One might wonder what a book with a painting of 2 androgynous Chinese people having sex while being observed by their neighbor has to do with the Science dept's plethora of sex education.
A few facts, Biologically speaking, men and women seem to take distinct sexual paths. Women take 13 mins: "in her sexual responses she is compared to the element water, 'slow to heat and slow to cool.'" Men, on the other hand, are programmed to be so intensely focused on the act of procreating that they are supposed to be able to sustain intercourse even while under threat, which probably also explains their ability to move from limp and cold to hard and exploding in 2.5 mins.......
Despite monogamy being the norm in this day and age, men also depend on venting their polygamous genetics with the mental fiction of, for example, porn. As such, men tend to be aroused by the visual. Women turned on aurally, through Yin (sounds) and Tung (movement). Also, when we think we are considered special, our bodies unleash a chemical which makes our orgasms between 2 and 5 times higher than normal.
Ancient Chiense scripture has this incredibly vivid way of describing differnet positions. It's not like they are doing doggie style or missionary. It's more colorful. Care to try the ' Goat Faces a Tree'? The man sits cross legged while the women sits on top with her back to him, while lowering her head to see the 'jade stalk' penetrate her.
I've never had a better reason to burn 35 000 KJ in a yearly 144 standard night-time romps. Thanks to the Chinese Yoga
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http://issuu.com/critic_te_arohi/docs/critic8-webBorn-Confused wrote:FC - as previously stated ...... you should NOT copy other peoples work and pretend they are your own - it is called plagiarism!!1 (Unless your name is Raeven Geist-Deschamps )
Seems our 'author' likes a bit of cross posting, too:
[Khmer440 link removed]
What bothers me is that we have a couple of truly good authors on CEO that quietly offer up their own work for a response from time to time - cut/pasting the work of others without citation detracts from that generosity, IMO.
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StroppyChops wrote:http://issuu.com/critic_te_arohi/docs/critic8-webBorn-Confused wrote:FC - as previously stated ...... you should NOT copy other peoples work and pretend they are your own - it is called plagiarism!!1 (Unless your name is Raeven Geist-Deschamps )
Seems our 'author' likes a bit of cross posting, too:
[Khmer440 link removed]
What bothers me is that we have a couple of truly good authors on CEO that quietly offer up their own work for a response from time to time - cut/pasting the work of others without citation detracts from that generosity, IMO.
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I think it was quiet obvious, a simple copy and paste from the above post will instantly shows the source on Google search engine. Were you the same poster who accused me of the same thing in my other thread?
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Personally I don't really care who wrote the original piece as I doubt the original author would be posting it on a Cambodian expat forum. If its interesting and funny then great and it should be posted.
Oh and trust me, I wrote the book on plagiarism. Although you might have guessed that joke is my own.
Oh and trust me, I wrote the book on plagiarism. Although you might have guessed that joke is my own.
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If you see chicks walking provocatively out in the streets like I see every day, they arent no hooker either. I am telling you, it makes your dick jump.
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Plagiarism - is an academic word, it is only a crime, a hideous crime, in academic context. Who, but an academic would understand the complexities of Harvard Referencing.
Plagiarism is considered academic dishonesty, maybe even a breach of some ethical code but this code does not reach into to general (forum) world, in which we live.
Plagiarism is not a crime in the ebb and flow of forum chat, just a weapon used by some to control and suppress the flow of others and in so doing the ebb and flow of enjoyable debate.
To some who seek to gain a self perceived moral high ground, to somehow use an academic weapon to force control and, in so doing gain access to an otherwise inaccessible healthy and enjoyable social intercourse.
Look, not to chastise the person who inadvertently posts the words of another but seek to educate yourself to the true and heart felt meaning of the word bollocks!
I do feel there should be a space before and exclamation mark, that is, of course, not correct but I do think it looks better.
Plagiarism is considered academic dishonesty, maybe even a breach of some ethical code but this code does not reach into to general (forum) world, in which we live.
Plagiarism is not a crime in the ebb and flow of forum chat, just a weapon used by some to control and suppress the flow of others and in so doing the ebb and flow of enjoyable debate.
To some who seek to gain a self perceived moral high ground, to somehow use an academic weapon to force control and, in so doing gain access to an otherwise inaccessible healthy and enjoyable social intercourse.
Look, not to chastise the person who inadvertently posts the words of another but seek to educate yourself to the true and heart felt meaning of the word bollocks!
I do feel there should be a space before and exclamation mark, that is, of course, not correct but I do think it looks better.
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