Would you Fuck It?
Re: Would you Fuck It?
I bet she moves about more than some
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Re: Would you Fuck It?
For 2.5 Grand????
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hanno wrote:For 2.5 Grand????
2.5 Grand sounds cheap to me after having had 2 divorces . I wonder if she has a recoded voice saying '' not tonight darling, I have a headache''.
Cambodia,,,, Don't fall in love with her.
Like the spoilt child she is, she will not be happy till she destroys herself from within and breaks your heart.
Like the spoilt child she is, she will not be happy till she destroys herself from within and breaks your heart.
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lol your right there, she will never take half the houseDuncan wrote:hanno wrote:For 2.5 Grand????
2.5 Grand sounds cheap to me after having had 2 divorces . I wonder if she has a recoded voice saying '' not tonight darling, I have a headache''.
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Re: Would you Fuck It?
doubt it, its bad enough having an alive girl that doesnt move let alone a fake one
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Re: Would you Fuck It?
It kinda looks like k-pop or j-pop stars. Hypothetically, I'd call it Nina.
So let’s say as Richard Pryor joked “you do three+ minutes of seeriuz fuckin’ and gittin ugly in da face”…now what? It’s just a waste of space and a hassle to sanitize.
Hypothetically, I’d consider a purchase if they could incorporate existing technology into her.
1. Self-cleaning system. Poor a light bleach solution into her right ear and she’s clean as a whistle.
2. Her left arm would contain ice cold beverage of my choice. The left thumb fingernail would open and the thumb could be a spout. I’m right-handed so my glass would be right there.
3. Right leg: small vacuum cleaner for small spills, kitty litter, etc.
4. Left leg: small compartment for my Lipitor, vitamins, whatever…
5. Voice command search engine like Siri: Nina, who won the game between England and France? Nina what’s the migratory path of the white egret? Nina what’s the cheapest flight from Timbuktu to Pyongyang today? Nina how big are Nana Ogura’s breasts? etc.
6. File player that could play music and audio books on command.
7. Left eye: projector that could stream football games, fights, movies, news and documentaries onto a wall or ceiling as Nina sat next to me on the couch or lay on the bed.
8. Right eye: gopro hero style camera that would video tape fuckers messing with my property or my pets as I would sit her next to the window at night. Oh, and military grade siren for an alarm system to scare the thieves and wake up the neighbors.
9. Fill in the blank…
Oh, I’d definitely be meeting real women but I’d think twice about getting into a state-sanctioned legally convoluted marriage again in this hypothetical scenario.
I know there are companies that could make this, but I ponder if the social PC/feminist stigma of producing an artificial female companion is what's keeping them from going all out? I know it’s creepy but an iPhone or tablet can do most of this crap already.
What other features would ya require to even consider a purchase...hypothetically?
So let’s say as Richard Pryor joked “you do three+ minutes of seeriuz fuckin’ and gittin ugly in da face”…now what? It’s just a waste of space and a hassle to sanitize.
Hypothetically, I’d consider a purchase if they could incorporate existing technology into her.
1. Self-cleaning system. Poor a light bleach solution into her right ear and she’s clean as a whistle.
2. Her left arm would contain ice cold beverage of my choice. The left thumb fingernail would open and the thumb could be a spout. I’m right-handed so my glass would be right there.
3. Right leg: small vacuum cleaner for small spills, kitty litter, etc.
4. Left leg: small compartment for my Lipitor, vitamins, whatever…
5. Voice command search engine like Siri: Nina, who won the game between England and France? Nina what’s the migratory path of the white egret? Nina what’s the cheapest flight from Timbuktu to Pyongyang today? Nina how big are Nana Ogura’s breasts? etc.
6. File player that could play music and audio books on command.
7. Left eye: projector that could stream football games, fights, movies, news and documentaries onto a wall or ceiling as Nina sat next to me on the couch or lay on the bed.
8. Right eye: gopro hero style camera that would video tape fuckers messing with my property or my pets as I would sit her next to the window at night. Oh, and military grade siren for an alarm system to scare the thieves and wake up the neighbors.
9. Fill in the blank…
Oh, I’d definitely be meeting real women but I’d think twice about getting into a state-sanctioned legally convoluted marriage again in this hypothetical scenario.
I know there are companies that could make this, but I ponder if the social PC/feminist stigma of producing an artificial female companion is what's keeping them from going all out? I know it’s creepy but an iPhone or tablet can do most of this crap already.
What other features would ya require to even consider a purchase...hypothetically?
Re: Would you Fuck It?
Next thing you know they will be making the Cherry 1000 (see movie)
"He'd fuck a woodpile if he thought there was a snake in it."
American saying (from the south)
"He'd fuck a woodpile if he thought there was a snake in it."
American saying (from the south)
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Re: Would you Fuck It?
She's more human than many of my exes.
Re: Would you Fuck It?
Machine gun fitted in place of left armTherapist wrote: What other features would ya require to even consider a purchase...hypothetically?
Warning video clip as gory as a Khmer facebook page
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