Oh, You Internet.
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Yeah, a helmet would wreck his look, and If you weigh it up, the hairdo probably costs more than 5000r . (At least that for the gel.)Samouth wrote:i don't think so. i guess that guy pulled over for not wearing helmet.Joker Poker wrote:Is that the haircut police?
Ladies going to weddings don't like to wear helmets either.
Re: Oh, You Internet.
You are right. To be honest, i can't drive without helmet. i wouldn't feel confident to drive if there is no helmet. Hairstyle is not a big deal for me as i don't like those trendy hairstyles.Anchor Moy wrote:Yeah, a helmet would wreck his look, and If you weigh it up, the hairdo probably costs more than 5000r . (At least that for the gel.)Samouth wrote:i don't think so. i guess that guy pulled over for not wearing helmet.Joker Poker wrote:Is that the haircut police?
Ladies going to weddings don't like to wear helmets either.
បើសិនធ្វើចេះ ចេះឲ្យគេកោត បើសិនធ្វើឆោត ឆោតឲ្យគេអាណិត។
If you know a lot, know enough to make them respect you, if you are stupid, be stupid enough so they can pity you.
If you know a lot, know enough to make them respect you, if you are stupid, be stupid enough so they can pity you.
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Re: Oh, You Internet.
0.40 for the impatient.
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Re: Oh, You Internet.
Well that was an anticlimaxKung-fu Hillbilly wrote:0.40 for the impatient.
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Re: Oh, You Internet.
COOLEST TOMBSTONE
Headstone of Russell J. Larsen in The Logan City Cemetery , Logan, Utah
I wonder if he died knowing he won the 'Coolest Headstone' contest?
Headstone of Russell J. Larsen in The Logan City Cemetery , Logan, Utah
I wonder if he died knowing he won the 'Coolest Headstone' contest?
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Re: Oh, You Internet.
From the internet:
Slips of the tongue
1. Ted Walsh - Horse Racing Commentator –
'This is really a lovely horse. I once rode her mother.'
2. New Zealand Rugby Commentator –
'Andrew Mehrtens loves it when Daryl Gibson comes inside of
him.'
3. Pat Glenn, weightlifting commentator –
'And this is Gregoriava from Bulgaria .. I saw her snatch this
morning and it was amazing!'
4. Harry Carpenter at the Oxford-Cambridge boat race 1977 –
'Ah, isn't that nice.. The wife of the Cambridge President is
kissing the Cox of the Oxford crew..'
5. US PGA Commentator –
'One of the reasons Arnie (Arnold Palmer) is playing so well is
that, before each tee shot, his wife takes out his balls and
kisses them ........ Oh my god !! What have I just said??'
6. Carenza Lewis about finding food in the Middle Ages on 'Time
Team Live' said:
'You'd eat beaver if you could get it.'
7. A female news anchor who, the day after it was supposed to
have snowed and didn't, turned to the weatherman and asked,
'So Bob, where's that eight inches you promised me last night?'
Not only did HE have to leave the set, but half the crew did
too, because they were laughing so hard!
8. Steve Ryder covering the US Masters:
'Ballesteros felt much better today after a 69 yesterday.'
9. Clair Frisby talking about a jumbo hot dog on Look North
said:
'There's nothing like a big hot sausage inside you on a cold
night like this. '
10 Mike Hallett discussing missed snooker shots on Sky Sports:
'Stephen Hendry jumps on Steve Davis's misses every chance he
gets.'
11. Michael Buerk on watching Philippa Forrester cuddle up to a
male astronomer for warmth during BBC1's UK eclipse coverage
remarked:
'They seem cold out there, they're rubbing each other and he's
only come in his shorts.'
12. Ken Brown commentating on golfer Nick Faldo and his caddie
Fanny Sunneson lining-up shots at the Scottish Open:
'SOME WEEKS NICK LIKES TO USE FANNY, OTHER WEEKS.... HE PREFERS
TO DO IT BY HIMSELF.'
Slips of the tongue
1. Ted Walsh - Horse Racing Commentator –
'This is really a lovely horse. I once rode her mother.'
2. New Zealand Rugby Commentator –
'Andrew Mehrtens loves it when Daryl Gibson comes inside of
him.'
3. Pat Glenn, weightlifting commentator –
'And this is Gregoriava from Bulgaria .. I saw her snatch this
morning and it was amazing!'
4. Harry Carpenter at the Oxford-Cambridge boat race 1977 –
'Ah, isn't that nice.. The wife of the Cambridge President is
kissing the Cox of the Oxford crew..'
5. US PGA Commentator –
'One of the reasons Arnie (Arnold Palmer) is playing so well is
that, before each tee shot, his wife takes out his balls and
kisses them ........ Oh my god !! What have I just said??'
6. Carenza Lewis about finding food in the Middle Ages on 'Time
Team Live' said:
'You'd eat beaver if you could get it.'
7. A female news anchor who, the day after it was supposed to
have snowed and didn't, turned to the weatherman and asked,
'So Bob, where's that eight inches you promised me last night?'
Not only did HE have to leave the set, but half the crew did
too, because they were laughing so hard!
8. Steve Ryder covering the US Masters:
'Ballesteros felt much better today after a 69 yesterday.'
9. Clair Frisby talking about a jumbo hot dog on Look North
said:
'There's nothing like a big hot sausage inside you on a cold
night like this. '
10 Mike Hallett discussing missed snooker shots on Sky Sports:
'Stephen Hendry jumps on Steve Davis's misses every chance he
gets.'
11. Michael Buerk on watching Philippa Forrester cuddle up to a
male astronomer for warmth during BBC1's UK eclipse coverage
remarked:
'They seem cold out there, they're rubbing each other and he's
only come in his shorts.'
12. Ken Brown commentating on golfer Nick Faldo and his caddie
Fanny Sunneson lining-up shots at the Scottish Open:
'SOME WEEKS NICK LIKES TO USE FANNY, OTHER WEEKS.... HE PREFERS
TO DO IT BY HIMSELF.'
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Re: Oh, You Internet.
"Use the Taser, Chuck!"
"Use the Taser, Chuck!!"
"Use the Taser, Chuck!!!"
"Chuck, use the Fucking taser!!!!"
"Use the Taser, Chuck!!"
"Use the Taser, Chuck!!!"
"Chuck, use the Fucking taser!!!!"
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