Oh, You Internet.
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The Ringo one is a flop, like his solo album.
Jesus loves you...Mexico is great, right?
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That badge says she works for the EC?????? department. Second photo , centre girl.
Cambodia,,,, Don't fall in love with her.
Like the spoilt child she is, she will not be happy till she destroys herself from within and breaks your heart.
Like the spoilt child she is, she will not be happy till she destroys herself from within and breaks your heart.
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Whilst in America, my son and I went shopping in Wal-mart. I asked the cashier if they had any Kinder eggs.
"Oh no, sir, we don't sell them in the States - they are a health hazard!"
"Okay," I replied. "I'll just take these two assault rifles then."
A desperate looking woman stood poised on the edge of a high cliff about to jump off.
A filthy tramp wandering by stopped and said, "Look, since you'll be dead in a few minutes and it won't matter to you, how about a shag before you go?"
She screamed, "NO! Bugger off, you filthy old bastard!"
He shrugged and turned away, saying "Okay, I'll just go and wait at the bottom then."
She didn't jump.........
"Oh no, sir, we don't sell them in the States - they are a health hazard!"
"Okay," I replied. "I'll just take these two assault rifles then."
A desperate looking woman stood poised on the edge of a high cliff about to jump off.
A filthy tramp wandering by stopped and said, "Look, since you'll be dead in a few minutes and it won't matter to you, how about a shag before you go?"
She screamed, "NO! Bugger off, you filthy old bastard!"
He shrugged and turned away, saying "Okay, I'll just go and wait at the bottom then."
She didn't jump.........
Last edited by Joker Poker on Sun Jul 26, 2015 8:17 pm, edited 1 time in total.
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Sine Waves Made Easy
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បើសិនធ្វើចេះ ចេះឲ្យគេកោត បើសិនធ្វើឆោត ឆោតឲ្យគេអាណិត។
If you know a lot, know enough to make them respect you, if you are stupid, be stupid enough so they can pity you.
If you know a lot, know enough to make them respect you, if you are stupid, be stupid enough so they can pity you.
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Is that the haircut police?
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i don't think so. i guess that guy pulled over for not wearing helmet.Joker Poker wrote:Is that the haircut police?
បើសិនធ្វើចេះ ចេះឲ្យគេកោត បើសិនធ្វើឆោត ឆោតឲ្យគេអាណិត។
If you know a lot, know enough to make them respect you, if you are stupid, be stupid enough so they can pity you.
If you know a lot, know enough to make them respect you, if you are stupid, be stupid enough so they can pity you.
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