Perving
- Duncan
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Perving
Living in close quarters to everyone in a city like PP has it's problems, but could someone please tell the young lady across the road from me to stop changing her clothes in her room, in front of the window. The least she should do is turn the lights out. I know, she knows I am there and able to see her from my apartment.. There should be a law against it cause I'm getting eye strain.
Cambodia,,,, Don't fall in love with her.
Like the spoilt child she is, she will not be happy till she destroys herself from within and breaks your heart.
Like the spoilt child she is, she will not be happy till she destroys herself from within and breaks your heart.
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- The Dark Horse
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Re: Perving
Rather than perving how about picturing ?
I am sure we would all be very interested to see what you are telling us about rather than trying to imagine...
I am sure we would all be very interested to see what you are telling us about rather than trying to imagine...
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- The Dark Horse
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Re: Perving
Yep, for all we know it might be a granny giving him these goosebumps...vladimir wrote:Duncan may be Druncan...
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Re: Perving
Had the same problem some years back. I bought some binoculars at Sorya. Much better..Duncan wrote:. . . . the young lady across the road . . . . . .. changing her clothes . . . . . . in front of the window. . . . . . I'm getting eye strain.
- Cowshed Cowboy
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Re: Perving
If you give me her address I'll pop round and let her know, but promise to turn round the binoculars.Duncan wrote:Living in close quarters to everyone in a city like PP has it's problems, but could someone please tell the young lady across the road from me to stop changing her clothes in her room, in front of the window. The least she should do is turn the lights out. I know, she knows I am there and able to see her from my apartment.. There should be a law against it cause I'm getting eye strain.
Yes sir, I can boogie, I can boogie, boogie, boogie all night long.
- Garry.Crabtree
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Re: Perving
Hey, what do you call a Mexican peeping tom?
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According to the proverb: The pun is mightier than the sword
- Hugh Briss
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Re: Perving
Reminds me of a great joke from Dave Attell, one of my favorite comedians.
"You know, there's a big difference between masturbating while looking OUT a window and masturbating while looking IN a window. One is much more illegal..."
"You know, there's a big difference between masturbating while looking OUT a window and masturbating while looking IN a window. One is much more illegal..."
“JFK was far from perfect, but he was a true wit and a sex machine, and he knew how to wear a pair of shades." Bill Maher
- Garry.Crabtree
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Re: Perving
Or Mustaffa Ghanda, if he was from Pakistan.
According to the proverb: The pun is mightier than the sword
- StroppyChops
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Re: Perving
LOL! Nice.Garry.Crabtree wrote:Or Mustaffa Ghanda, if he was from Pakistan.
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