'I heard it snap and there was blood everywhere!'
- StroppyChops
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Re: 'I heard it snap and there was blood everywhere!'
Jaap N. wrote:Yes, time to visit an opticianStroppyChops wrote:Jaap N. wrote:Thanks for that, hm no puking smiley?StroppyChops wrote:Not this particular penis, but knock yourself out: sick photosJaap N. wrote:Is June 4, the new April 1st?
I call , pics or it didn't happen
(tbh, I was looking for a similar one some other forum (with and unforgettable name I can't quite remember just now) is using.
Bodge: This ain't Kansas, and the neighbours ate Toto!
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Re: 'I heard it snap and there was blood everywhere!'
WTF! That link is nastier than googling Blue Waffle!StroppyChops wrote:Not this particular penis, but knock yourself out: sick photosJaap N. wrote:Is June 4, the new April 1st?
I call , pics or it didn't happen
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- StroppyChops
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General Mackevili wrote:WTF! That link is nastier than googling Blue Waffle!StroppyChops wrote:Not this particular penis, but knock yourself out: sick photosJaap N. wrote:Is June 4, the new April 1st?
I call , pics or it didn't happen
Bodge: This ain't Kansas, and the neighbours ate Toto!
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Re: 'I heard it snap and there was blood everywhere!'
A similar thing happened to a friend of mine here 'going for gold' a tad too enthusiastically. He ended up in a certain well known travellers clinic.
Poor Fer4gusI don't know what was worse, the pain or having my cock examined by the gayest man in Cambodia.
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Re: 'I heard it snap and there was blood everywhere!'
While we're on the topic:
http://www.cracked.com/article_22462_6- ... emoved.htm
Warning: may cause psychosomatic pain
http://www.cracked.com/article_22462_6- ... emoved.htm
Warning: may cause psychosomatic pain
- StroppyChops
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Page doesn't exist. Not that painful.Anchor Moy wrote:While we're on the topic:
http://www.cracked.com/article_22462_6- ... emoved.htm
Warning: may cause psychosomatic pain
Bodge: This ain't Kansas, and the neighbours ate Toto!
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Re: 'I heard it snap and there was blood everywhere!'
Hence the pain.
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Re: 'I heard it snap and there was blood everywhere!'
Ouch.
It was something like "5 things you don't know about when you have your penis amputated".
Obviously the subject was too painful and was "removed".
It was something like "5 things you don't know about when you have your penis amputated".
Obviously the subject was too painful and was "removed".
- StroppyChops
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Re: 'I heard it snap and there was blood everywhere!'
What, Bobbitted?
Bodge: This ain't Kansas, and the neighbours ate Toto!
Re: 'I heard it snap and there was blood everywhere!'
Ouch and she's probably dumped him as well.
OT... excellent avatar KS
OT... excellent avatar KS
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