'I heard it snap and there was blood everywhere!'

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Jaap N. wrote:
StroppyChops wrote:
Jaap N. wrote:
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Jaap N. wrote:Is June 4, the new April 1st?
I call bs, pics or it didn't happen :stir:
Not this particular penis, but knock yourself out: sick photos
Thanks for that, hm no puking smiley?
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Yes, time to visit an optician
(tbh, I was looking for a similar one some other forum (with and unforgettable name I can't quite remember just now) is using. :mrgreen:
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StroppyChops wrote:
Jaap N. wrote:Is June 4, the new April 1st?
I call bs, pics or it didn't happen :stir:
Not this particular penis, but knock yourself out: sick photos
WTF! That link is nastier than googling Blue Waffle! :bad:
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General Mackevili wrote:
StroppyChops wrote:
Jaap N. wrote:Is June 4, the new April 1st?
I call bs, pics or it didn't happen :stir:
Not this particular penis, but knock yourself out: sick photos
WTF! That link is nastier than googling Blue Waffle! :bad:
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A similar thing happened to a friend of mine here 'going for gold' a tad too enthusiastically. He ended up in a certain well known travellers clinic.
I don't know what was worse, the pain or having my cock examined by the gayest man in Cambodia.
Poor Fer4gus :ROFL2:
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While we're on the topic:
http://www.cracked.com/article_22462_6- ... emoved.htm

Warning: may cause psychosomatic pain :stir:
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Anchor Moy wrote:While we're on the topic:
http://www.cracked.com/article_22462_6- ... emoved.htm

Warning: may cause psychosomatic pain :stir:
Page doesn't exist. Not that painful.
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Hence the pain.
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Ouch. :oops:
It was something like "5 things you don't know about when you have your penis amputated".
Obviously the subject was too painful and was "removed".
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What, Bobbitted?
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Re: 'I heard it snap and there was blood everywhere!'

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Ouch and she's probably dumped him as well.

OT... excellent avatar KS
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