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'I heard it snap and there was blood everywhere!'

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Re: 'I heard it snap and there was blood everywhere!'

Post by StroppyChops » Fri Jun 05, 2015 2:19 pm

Jaap N. wrote:
StroppyChops wrote:
Jaap N. wrote:
StroppyChops wrote:
Jaap N. wrote:Is June 4, the new April 1st?
I call bs, pics or it didn't happen :stir:
Not this particular penis, but knock yourself out: sick photos
Thanks for that, hm no puking smiley?
:bad:
Yes, time to visit an optician
(tbh, I was looking for a similar one some other forum (with and unforgettable name I can't quite remember just now) is using. :mrgreen:
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Re: 'I heard it snap and there was blood everywhere!'

Post by General Mackevili » Fri Jun 05, 2015 2:46 pm

StroppyChops wrote:
Jaap N. wrote:Is June 4, the new April 1st?
I call bs, pics or it didn't happen :stir:
Not this particular penis, but knock yourself out: sick photos
WTF! That link is nastier than googling Blue Waffle! :bad:
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Re: 'I heard it snap and there was blood everywhere!'

Post by StroppyChops » Fri Jun 05, 2015 3:01 pm

General Mackevili wrote:
StroppyChops wrote:
Jaap N. wrote:Is June 4, the new April 1st?
I call bs, pics or it didn't happen :stir:
Not this particular penis, but knock yourself out: sick photos
WTF! That link is nastier than googling Blue Waffle! :bad:
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Re: 'I heard it snap and there was blood everywhere!'

Post by Kampong Spooner » Fri Jun 05, 2015 4:43 pm

A similar thing happened to a friend of mine here 'going for gold' a tad too enthusiastically. He ended up in a certain well known travellers clinic.
I don't know what was worse, the pain or having my cock examined by the gayest man in Cambodia.
Poor Fer4gus :ROFL2:
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Re: 'I heard it snap and there was blood everywhere!'

Post by Anchor Moy » Sat Jun 06, 2015 12:43 am

While we're on the topic:
http://www.cracked.com/article_22462_6- ... emoved.htm" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

Warning: may cause psychosomatic pain :stir:
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Re: 'I heard it snap and there was blood everywhere!'

Post by StroppyChops » Sat Jun 06, 2015 1:18 am

Anchor Moy wrote:While we're on the topic:
http://www.cracked.com/article_22462_6- ... emoved.htm" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

Warning: may cause psychosomatic pain :stir:
Page doesn't exist. Not that painful.
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Re: 'I heard it snap and there was blood everywhere!'

Post by vladimir » Sat Jun 06, 2015 6:44 am

Hence the pain.
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Re: 'I heard it snap and there was blood everywhere!'

Post by Anchor Moy » Sat Jun 06, 2015 10:53 pm

Ouch. :oops:
It was something like "5 things you don't know about when you have your penis amputated".
Obviously the subject was too painful and was "removed".
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Re: 'I heard it snap and there was blood everywhere!'

Post by StroppyChops » Sun Jun 07, 2015 1:41 am

What, Bobbitted?
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Re: 'I heard it snap and there was blood everywhere!'

Post by Khartoum » Sun Jun 07, 2015 3:08 am

Ouch and she's probably dumped him as well.

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