Quick come backs

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phuketrichard
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Quick come backs

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Your out an meet someone you haven't seen in years


" hey, you are looking good"
"you haven't seen me naked"
:beer3:
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phuketrichard wrote:Your out an meet someone you haven't seen in years


" hey, you are looking good"
"you haven't seen me naked"
:beer3:

That never happens to me. It's more like her saying.

''I've seen you naked''.
''and it's looking good ''
Cambodia,,,, Don't fall in love with her.
Like the spoilt child she is, she will not be happy till she destroys herself from within and breaks your heart.
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Duncan wrote:
phuketrichard wrote:Your out an meet someone you haven't seen in years


" hey, you are looking good"
"you haven't seen me naked"
:beer3:
That never happens to me. It's more like her saying.

''I've seen you naked''.
''and it's looking good ''
Wow, i thought, she would say. I haven't seen you for a long time and now you have more map tattoos on your body.
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"you know what would look good on you?"
"I suppose you're going to say you, right?"
"No... a rottweiler"
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for all not clued in ( all of you)
this came from a Letterman ( who btw has signed off) /Obama chat

Obama " hey, you are looking good"
Letterman "you haven't seen me naked"

Obamas answer was

"and lets keep it that way"> LOL
In a nation run by swine, all pigs are upward-mobile and the rest of us are fucked until we can put our acts together: not necessarily to win, but mainly to keep from losing completely. HST
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