Meet the Man Who Has Not Taken a Bath in 60 Years
- Bitte_Kein_Lexus
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Re: Meet the Man Who Has Not Taken a Bath in 60 Years
I can only talk for myself because of what looks back at me in the mirror. But hey, I work as a male model and hang out with models all day, so maybe I'm out of touch with what the average pp expat looks like.
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Re: Meet the Man Who Has Not Taken a Bath in 60 Years
Wow. i love this career, but i didn't born for it. i am toooooo short to be a model.Bitte_Kein_Lexus wrote:I can only talk for myself because of what looks back at me in the mirror. But hey, I work as a male model and hang out with models all day, so maybe I'm out of touch with what the average pp expat looks like.
បើសិនធ្វើចេះ ចេះឲ្យគេកោត បើសិនធ្វើឆោត ឆោតឲ្យគេអាណិត។
If you know a lot, know enough to make them respect you, if you are stupid, be stupid enough so they can pity you.
If you know a lot, know enough to make them respect you, if you are stupid, be stupid enough so they can pity you.
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Re: Meet the Man Who Has Not Taken a Bath in 60 Years
Ahem... That was a joke, I'm not a male model. Probably because I'm too good looking.
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Re: Meet the Man Who Has Not Taken a Bath in 60 Years
Another joke?Bitte_Kein_Lexus wrote:Ahem... That was a joke, I'm not a male model. Probably because I'm too good looking.
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Re: Meet the Man Who Has Not Taken a Bath in 60 Years
Strangely, I was a model for a couple of shoots for a bridal magazine...
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Re: Meet the Man Who Has Not Taken a Bath in 60 Years
Isn't it compulsory for male models to be gay? Well, that's why I turned down the offer anyway.Bitte_Kein_Lexus wrote:Ahem... That was a joke, I'm not a male model. Probably because I'm too good looking.
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Re: Meet the Man Who Has Not Taken a Bath in 60 Years
Caterers don't keep stock photos of roast suckling pigs at receptions?StroppyChops wrote:Strangely, I was a model for a couple of shoots for a bridal magazine...
I jest, I jest!
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You know you want me.vladimir wrote:Caterers don't keep stock photos of roast suckling pigs at receptions?StroppyChops wrote:Strangely, I was a model for a couple of shoots for a bridal magazine...
I jest, I jest!
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Re: Meet the Man Who Has Not Taken a Bath in 60 Years
You don't have to be gay, just willing to smoke pole every now and then for the gig.Username Taken wrote:Isn't it compulsory for male models to be gay? Well, that's why I turned down the offer anyway.Bitte_Kein_Lexus wrote:Ahem... That was a joke, I'm not a male model. Probably because I'm too good looking.
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Re: Meet the Man Who Has Not Taken a Bath in 60 Years
LOL, the jig-gig
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