Oh, You Internet.

Yeah, that place out 'there'. Anything not really Cambodia related should go here.
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^^ You seem to spend a lot of time google image searching for 'Cambodian women in uniform'. :crazy:
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Username Taken wrote:^^ You seem to spend a lot of time google image searching for 'Cambodian women in uniform'. :crazy:
If you only knew. :twisted:
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General Mackevili wrote:
Username Taken wrote:^^ You seem to spend a lot of time google image searching for 'Cambodian women in uniform'. :crazy:
If you only knew. :twisted:
You mean, she's a FB friend? :Rose:
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I think I search more often for women OUT OF uniform.
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General Mackevili wrote:Image
Added to the collection, ty.
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Username Taken wrote:
General Mackevili wrote:
Username Taken wrote:^^ You seem to spend a lot of time google image searching for 'Cambodian women in uniform'. :crazy:
If you only knew. :twisted:
You mean, she's a FB friend? :Rose:
He adds many friends in FB is useful. :p
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All this car porn when you should be showing khop porn.
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Nearly shagged a Ladyboy last night.
Picked him up in a night club. He Looked like a woman. Smelled like a woman. Danced like a woman.
Even kissed like a woman, but as we arrived back at his apartment he reversed his car into a tight parking slot in one fluid movement!
That's when I thought - Hang on just a minute!

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I saw my mate Charlie this morning, he's only got one arm bless him.
I shouted - Where you off to Charlie?
He said, I'm off to change a light bulb.
Well I just cracked up, couldn't stop laughing, then said,
- That's gonna be a bit awkward init?
- Not really. he said. I still have the receipt, you insensitive bastard.

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I've accidentally swallowed some Scrabble tiles.
My next crap could spell disaster.

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The wife's back on the warpath again.
She was up for making a home video last night and all I did was suggest we should hold auditions for her part.

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Angela Merkel arrives at Passport Control in Athens airport.
"Nationality?" asks the immigration officer.
"German," she replies.
"Occupation?
"No, just here for a few days."

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As the coffin was being lowered into the ground at a Parking Officer’s funeral, a voice from inside screams :
"I'm not dead, I'm not dead. Let me out!"
The Vicar smiles, leans forward, sucking air through his teeth and mutters,
"Too late, mate, the paperwork's already done"

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I spent a couple of hours defrosting the fridge last night.
Or "foreplay" as she likes to call it.

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After both suffering from depression for a while, me and the missus were going to commit suicide together yesterday.
Strangely enough, however, once she killed herself I started to feel a lot better.
So I thought - sod it, I'll soldier on.

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I woke up this morning at 8 and could sense something was wrong.
I got downstairs and found the wife face down on the kitchen floor, not breathing! I panicked. I didn't know what to do.
Then I remembered – the local cafe serve breakfast until 11.30.

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"Jesus Loves You."
Nice to hear in church but not in a Mexican prison.

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Got caught having a piss in the local swimming pool today.
The lifeguard shouted at me so loud I nearly fell in.

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I woke to go to the toilet in the middle of the night and noticed a Muslim sneaking through next door's garden.
Suddenly my neighbour came from nowhere and smacked him over the head with a shovel killing him instantly.
He then began to dig a grave with the shovel.
Astonished, I got back into bed.
My wife said "Darling you're shaking, what is it?"
"You'll never believe what I've just seen!" I said,
"That tosser next door has still got my bloody shovel."

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A man is seeking to join the Glasgow Police force. The Sergeant doing the interview says:
"Your qualifications all look good, but there is an attitude suitability test that you must take before you can be accepted."
Then, sliding a pistol and a box of ammo across the desk, he says:
"Take this pistol and go out and shoot six illegal immigrants, six drug dealers, six Muslim extremists, and a rabbit"
The man being interviewed asks, "Why the rabbit?"
"Excellent" says the Sergeant. "When can you start?"

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