Meet the CEO team (with pictures)
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Meet the CEO team (with pictures)
General Mackevili: local chief with megalomaniacal tendencies. Came originally from another board where he posted 20,000 (mostly)useless tabloid stories within a period of 8 month. Can be quite open, liberal and decent on a good day, but on the other hand he is desperately trying to establish a board which quality is worse than the “National Enquirer”. Sensitivity, delicacy and tactfulness is not his strength. Tries to rape affected parties and the audience with profane stories and inappropriate, insulting graphic images…..knows that many people don’t appreciate such kind of shit but is still justifying it by saying he considers it as “evidence”.
His biggest fear: that the 5 remaining members jump off the sinking ship due to his stupid inflexibility and stubbornness.
Orange Dragon……….Jesus – this guy is proof that chimps and computers don’t go together. As you have guessed already, he’s responsible for the site’s more technical aspects – that’s also the reason why the site hardly works. He regularly tries to upload malware onto people’s machines. Fanatic collector of IP addresses, fell in love with cookies and flash cookies, reads out computer names, big fan of E-Tags. Good news…..most of his undertakings don’t work……at the end of the day he’s still a chimp.
As all one-track specialists he got asocial tendencies, has a history of aggression related incidents and for this he often ends up a bit bruised or with 3 broken ribs. Will visit Cambodia soon…..let’s see whether he survives the local hospitals after some of his bar companions have fractured his skull.
His biggest fears: Spambots…….he would have to block all IP addresses worldwide and then NOTHING goes anymore. Somehow I think he knows that.
Stroppy Chops: as you can clearly see that’s a totally different species !!!! He grew up segregated and isolated from mankind in a remote desert country. Can hardly talk and his posts usually don’t exceed 3 words. It is scientifically proven that Orangutans are extremely stupid….that’s also the reason why the IQ of Orangutans can’t be measured (with chimps it actually works and is around 90, but with Orangutans……no fuckin’ way.)
Came to Cambodia as a “missionary man” and tries to convert and crucify evil souls (how he manages it to convert them when suffering from such a speech impediment is and remains a mystery). Has a strong allergy to everything that is slightly related to logic and intellect.
His biggest fears: that reason, rationality and sanity is reestablished on CEO, that the Germans attack, and that somebody shoves a 20 inch but plug up his ass.
Look !!! That is Mrs. Stroppy……..Stroppy Chops devoted and submissive wife. Supports Stroppy Chops in his never ending task to fight and exterminate evil. Each day she bakes unsalted bread for him and tries hard but unsuccessfully to keep him away from gluttony, wrath and lust.
She rigorously punishes ungodly sinners for all their hard ungodly speeches and sinners that have committed ungodly deeds against her ungodly husband. Just as her husband she’s a bit soft in the head, does not know what the word “sarcasm” means, but at least she knows when to shut up.
Her biggest fears: that her husbands tendencies for gluttony, wrath and lust are getting out of control and that he divorces her, that she has to marry an Aboriginal and go on a walkabout with him.
Captain Joseph T. Soi Dog , aka. Captain America,
ex member of the CIA, ex member of the Green Berets, ex member of the Ku Klux Klan.
Got fired from the CIA and the Green Berets for his connection with the Ku Klux Klan. The Ku Klux Klan fired him because they thought he would be too extreme. Disgruntled he left America and moved to Thailand (Pattaya of course). There he shows underprivileged girls from Isaan what kind of damage a real American cock can do. Why he joined this board is totally unknown. He’s allowed to speak up when Mackevili requires some unrelated, aggressive, stupid comments, but as you see on the picture, he’s kept in a cage for security reasons.
His biggest fears: Castration, that the US abolishes the death penalty, and the return of the communists of course.
Frank Lee Bent – well, not much to say here. His greatest accomplishment is his extremely low IQ (around 85 but could be lower) in combination with his extreme viciousness. Just like Soi Dog he’s an American ape that wants to shot everybody. In front of his cave he has erected a 40-story flagpole with a 500- pound weighing American flag attached to it as a sign of gratitude for that white patrolman who shot that black guy from South Carolina 8 times in the back.
His biggest fear: He knows that he is as superfluous as malaria and his biggest fear is that somebody on this board realizes that.
Username Taken: Hey !!! That guy looks different, doesn’t he ? …….and he’s different indeed. He’s a bit secretive and withdrawn……...he’s quite smart and somehow he’s watching and observing. Nobody knows where he came from and why he’s here. I personally think he’s here to study apes ……perhaps a scientist or a second Dian Fossey in raven form who is about to write a revised version of “Monkeys in the Mist”.
He’s actually a positive exception and a wise contributor to the board. I would say “keep up your good work”.
His biggest fear: that the apes find out that he’s a raven. (P.S.: Don’t you worry Username…..they’ll never get you)
Meeeeeeeee- ow. Now.
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Re: Meet the CEO team (with pictures)
Well, they fucking nailed me.
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Re: Meet the CEO team (with pictures)
Why, Francis, that's very kind of you.
(I expect this post will be moved out of sight before too many people get pissed off). You need to try a different angle Francis.
(I expect this post will be moved out of sight before too many people get pissed off). You need to try a different angle Francis.
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Re: Meet the CEO team (with pictures)
I have to admit, Francis, you're getting more creative! You put some serious time into that - (almost) respect.
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Re: Meet the CEO team (with pictures)
General Mackevili wrote:Well, they fucking nailed me.
Bodge: This ain't Kansas, and the neighbours ate Toto!
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Re: Meet the CEO team (with pictures)
""WTF! Username taken is a raven!""
one who flew in Laos with with Lee Lue?
one who flew in Laos with with Lee Lue?
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Never mind. I just looked up MEGALOMANIAC. Screw you, Francis.StroppyChops wrote:General Mackevili wrote:Well, they fucking nailed me.
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Re: Meet the CEO team (with pictures)
flattering to have a stalker.
makes me feel less insignificant.
makes me feel less insignificant.
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