Funniest Experience in ASEAN
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Re: Funniest Experience in ASEAN
So basically what your saying is you were not wearing underpants, I guess 'under britches' is American. Your shorts were loose, so why didn't you have a belt on ?Fridaywithmateo wrote: ↑Wed Dec 13, 2023 6:37 pm OK ... here goes nothin' ... this just after CV ... in District 2 HCMC ... always wanted to try this joint with signage about tacos & burgers ... turns out I got a heat on and went there ... I had be doing a lot of fasting and my shorts were a bit loose around the hips ... got some tacos & La Rues ... decent tacos, nothing special ... was feeling no pain ... oh, forgot to mention ... I am usually rolling "free-ball" ... no under britches ... so after a few rounds, I stand up to go drain the pickle ... and son-of-biscuit if my shorts don't drop down to my ankles ... of course to my horror ... a table of Vietnamese next to me got a great chuckle out of it ... pulled them up immediately and did my business ... fast forward a few beers later and it happened again ... I was lit ... suddenly this drunk Brit guy (I think) comes storming in and want to kick my azz ... I said "bro, I am in no condition to fight, maybe next time" ... the Vietnamese table was howling with laughter ... "sorry about this ... lemme buy you a drink" ... or words to that effect ... he was having none of it ... blah blah blah ... he kept spouting venom ... I got the message, called for my bill and never returned ... maybe not funny to you, but for me it was funny.
Pardon me for asking were you drunk at the time of the incident ?
My notable funny experience occurred a few weeks ago in Phnom Penh. I asked a motorbike taxi driver for a lift to the Aeon shopping mall. Instead of him riding the bike he asked me to ride the bike instead and so he became the pillion passenger.
I found it rather amusing.
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Re: Funniest Experience in ASEAN
That was post lockdown (151 days) ... was a bit batty. Yeah, I got used to free-balling in the Marines ... cuts down on jock itch ... pro tip.Mostcurious wrote: ↑Sun Dec 31, 2023 4:19 amSo basically what your saying is you were not wearing underpants, I guess 'under britches' is American. Your shorts were loose, so why didn't you have a belt on ?Fridaywithmateo wrote: ↑Wed Dec 13, 2023 6:37 pm OK ... here goes nothin' ... this just after CV ... in District 2 HCMC ... always wanted to try this joint with signage about tacos & burgers ... turns out I got a heat on and went there ... I had be doing a lot of fasting and my shorts were a bit loose around the hips ... got some tacos & La Rues ... decent tacos, nothing special ... was feeling no pain ... oh, forgot to mention ... I am usually rolling "free-ball" ... no under britches ... so after a few rounds, I stand up to go drain the pickle ... and son-of-biscuit if my shorts don't drop down to my ankles ... of course to my horror ... a table of Vietnamese next to me got a great chuckle out of it ... pulled them up immediately and did my business ... fast forward a few beers later and it happened again ... I was lit ... suddenly this drunk Brit guy (I think) comes storming in and want to kick my azz ... I said "bro, I am in no condition to fight, maybe next time" ... the Vietnamese table was howling with laughter ... "sorry about this ... lemme buy you a drink" ... or words to that effect ... he was having none of it ... blah blah blah ... he kept spouting venom ... I got the message, called for my bill and never returned ... maybe not funny to you, but for me it was funny.
Pardon me for asking were you drunk at the time of the incident ?
My notable funny experience occurred a few weeks ago in Phnom Penh. I asked a motorbike taxi driver for a lift to the Aeon shopping mall. Instead of him riding the bike he asked me to ride the bike instead and so he became the pillion passenger.
I found it rather amusing.
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