Conspiratards

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Conspiratards

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I've had my second bad dream in a row because of some really horrible and incredibly implausible bullshit that this conspiracy theorist knobhead told me. Thanks for that =@

Those guys do seem to run around here a lot though. From rather common (9/11 "truther") to outright delusional fucktard ("Angkor Wat was built by aliens") there are plenty of varieties of mad to make the rounds. One more reason to stay off the weed and any other drug. When I tell some of my "mates" that I've never even tried weed, they're like "Dude you gotta try it!" but the more I listen to the utter shit that they're saying, the more unlikely it'll be that I'll ever even try that shit.
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Just because a guy is paranoid doesn't mean "they" aren't out to get him.

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Now excuse me while I get out a brush and a bucket of soapy water and clean NSA and CIA trojans from my Lenovo laptop hard drive.

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Jacket wrote:One more reason to stay off the weed and any other drug.
What? Dude, you gotta try it!



I want to know the rubbish that's been giving you nightmares.. Are absolutely sure it wasn't the spider with hundreds of baby spiders vid that I posted? :stir:
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Some shit about lizard people and satanists and men in red robes and torturing infants and brutally murdering them to harvest their life force. Reeeeeaaally dumb shit.
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Have you been buying from tuk tuk drivers recently?

Lizard people? Red robes? :crazy:
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Username Taken wrote:Have you been buying from tuk tuk drivers recently?

Lizard people? Red robes? :crazy:
Yeah, I kinda zoned out after he tried to tell me that "reallity is just like the matrix movies". that's a good start into a conversation i'n' it?
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Jacket wrote:Some shit about lizard people and satanists and men in red robes and torturing infants and brutally murdering them to harvest their life force. Reeeeeaaally dumb shit.
Wait, so you've met springrain (from 440) in real life?
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there is no conspiracy

it is just coincidence

remain calm and resume your duties citizen

be productive

god bless!
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Cambodia is the place they all go when they're nuttery crosses the line from "crazy guy" to "you're under arrest".
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