Deport me

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Re: Deport me

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abcdeteacherKOW wrote: Wed Mar 22, 2023 11:32 am Tried all the shit jobs.
If your familiar with the us...here's some I applied for:

Home Depot
Lowes
UHaul
Ace Hardware
A moving company
A gas station
Several convenience stores
The Dollar Store
Burger King
McDonalds
Walmart
A plastics company

These a a few...

Keep in mind I am a decorated and honorably discharged veteran with 14 years of service.
I am an eight veteran of LE, graduating at the top of my class. The number one spot, honor graduate, earning an award.
I have a clean record.
I am well groomed and presentable.
I am well spoken and in good health.
I am a former English teacher who has awards.

One store had a banner outside saying they needed five employees immediately.
I applied, citing my previous customer service experience with high end clients; doctors, attorneys, judges, etc.

They said I was overqualified but of course they would hire me. They just had to speak with their big boss and clear it.

Days passed, so I called to check on the progress.
I was told sorry but we can't hire you...
I asked why, and was told I'm sorry.
Click.

The banner remained in place.

A week later I talked the the clerks about the sign.

They said yes! We need people now!

So....yeah

My life for over a decade.
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Re: Deport me

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abcdeteacherKOW wrote: Wed Mar 22, 2023 11:32 am Tried all the shit jobs.
If your familiar with the us...here's some I applied for:

Home Depot
Lowes
UHaul
Ace Hardware
A moving company
A gas station
Several convenience stores
The Dollar Store
Burger King
McDonalds
Walmart
A plastics company

These a a few...

Keep in mind I am a decorated and honorably discharged veteran with 14 years of service.
I am an eight veteran of LE, graduating at the top of my class. The number one spot, honor graduate, earning an award.
I have a clean record.
I am well groomed and presentable.
I am well spoken and in good health.
I am a former English teacher who has awards.

One store had a banner outside saying they needed five employees immediately.
I applied, citing my previous customer service experience with high end clients; doctors, attorneys, judges, etc.

They said I was overqualified but of course they would hire me. They just had to speak with their big boss and clear it.

Days passed, so I called to check on the progress.
I was told sorry but we can't hire you...
I asked why, and was told I'm sorry.
Click.

The banner remained in place.

A week later I talked the the clerks about the sign.

They said yes! We need people now!

So....yeah

My life for over a decade.
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Re: Deport me

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abcdeteacherKOW wrote: Wed Mar 22, 2023 11:56 am he...not hr. Typo.


Lots of prying here.
Prying into the utmost details of things....


But, strangely, no prying into who this guy was connected to.

Hmmmm.


I think some of you know a little more than you care to share.
Damn dude, you’ve told everyone here everything else, why don’t you just say who he was connected to. Why so secretive? You’ve got nothing else to lose.

While you're at it why don't you give us the name of the "Big Boss".
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abcdeteacherKOW wrote: Wed Mar 22, 2023 11:56 am I think some of you know a little more than you care to share.
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F=ck me. I love this joint. A laugh a minute :)
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Re: Deport me

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abcdeteacherKOW wrote: Wed Mar 22, 2023 11:56 am he...not hr. Typo.


Lots of prying here.
Prying into the utmost details of things....


But, strangely, no prying into who this guy was connected to.

Hmmmm.


I think some of you know a little more than you care to share.
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20 pages…. 20 looong pages of what?

I suppose the user engagement is worth something and I seriously doubt anyone here buys into these deluded ramblings of a person one can only assume is seeking attention.

I held off adding to it tbh but here we are 20 pages in and it’s still going strong.
The person who posted that south park episode about the AI chat bot for replying to a message was in my mind as I replied to this thread. I bet there’s a market for a chat it that can produce drama threads like this as everyone likes a good dumpster fire, whether it’s true or not.
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abcdeteacherKOW wrote: Wed Mar 22, 2023 11:02 am You're right. It's all lies.
I have absolutely nothing better to do in life then post some made up lies like this to people I don't know.

You got me.
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Re: Deport me

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abcdeteacherKOW wrote: Wed Mar 22, 2023 11:56 am he...not hr. Typo.


Lots of prying here.
Prying into the utmost details of things....


But, strangely, no prying into who this guy was connected to.

Hmmmm.


I think some of you know a little more than you care to share.
I think that you think that others think that you’re more interesting than you think.
You’ve mistaken initial concern for your well-being as vindication of your paranoia.
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Re: Deport me

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@abcdeteacherKOW I just jumped in on this thread and did not read it all but based on what I have seen it appears that you have not emailed or gone in person to the American Embassy to initiate your voluntary deportation.
The email you will need is [email protected], they will respond to you.
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