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Have you ever wondered who first uttered the phrase "You Gotta Be Kidding Me?"





Well, the story goes way back to when the Father of America, George Washington, was crossing the Delaware river with his troops.

There were 33 men in Washington's boat. It was extremely dark and storming furiously and the water was tossing them about.

Finally, Washington grabbed Corporal Raymond Dicks and stationed him at the front of the boat with a lantern. He ordered him to keep swinging it, so they could see where they were heading.

Corporal Dicks, through driving rain and cold, continued swinging the lantern back and forth, back and forth.

Then a big gust of wind and a wave hit and threw the Corporal and his lantern into the Delaware. Washington and his troops searched for nearly an hour trying to find him, but to no avail. All of them felt terrible, for the Corporal had been one of their favorites.

Sometime later, Washington and his troops landed on the other side, wet and totally exhausted. He rallied the troops and told them that they must go on.

Another hour later, one of his men said, 'General, I see lights ahead.' They trudged toward the lights and came upon a huge house.

What they didn't know was that this was a house of ill repute, hidden in the forest to serve all who came.

General Washington pounded on the door, his men crowding around him.

The door swung open, and much to his surprise stood a beautiful woman.

A huge smile came across her face, to see so many men standing there.

Washington was the first to speak, 'Madam, I am General George Washington and these are my men We are tired, wet, exhausted, and desperately need warmth and comfort.'

Again, the Madam looked at all the men standing there, and with a broad smile on her face, said, 'Well, General, you have come to the right place. We can surely give you warmth and comfort. How many men do you have?'

Washington replied, 'Well, Madam, there are 33 men – actually 32 of us without Dicks.'


And the Madam said, 'You gotta be kidding' me.
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"A group of Oakville high school parents are raising money to take legal action against the Halton District School Board for what it calls is the Board's inaction to deal with a teacher wearing oversized prosthetic breasts and revealing tight tops.... "


https://www.insauga.com/concerned-oakvi ... ool-board/
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sammycooke wrote: Sun Dec 11, 2022 11:35 am "A group of Oakville high school parents are raising money to take legal action against the Halton District School Board for what it calls is the Board's inaction to deal with a teacher wearing oversized prosthetic breasts and revealing tight tops.... "


https://www.insauga.com/concerned-oakvi ... ool-board/
Lol ...

Back in my day, if a teacher showed up at school wearing a massive set of strap-on tits he'd have been given a hilarious nickname, copped a lot of well-earned ridicule, and eventually laughed out of town.

Nowadays though, the local Karens get outraged, threaten to blow up the school, and whinge about it 'growing into an international controversy' ... after they made a huge scene over it and probably guaranteed it hit the international news.

It's hard to know who to laugh harder at, the clown wearing the fake tits or the parents outraged enough about it that they think blowing up the school is a rational response to a dude with strap-on tits. :lol:

We live in strange times.
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Random Dude wrote: Sun Dec 11, 2022 12:58 pm
sammycooke wrote: Sun Dec 11, 2022 11:35 am "A group of Oakville high school parents are raising money to take legal action against the Halton District School Board for what it calls is the Board's inaction to deal with a teacher wearing oversized prosthetic breasts and revealing tight tops.... "


https://www.insauga.com/concerned-oakvi ... ool-board/
Lol ...

Back in my day, if a teacher showed up at school wearing a massive set of strap-on tits he'd have been given a hilarious nickname, copped a lot of well-earned ridicule, and eventually laughed out of town.

Nowadays though, the local Karens get outraged, threaten to blow up the school, and whinge about it 'growing into an international controversy' ... after they made a huge scene over it and probably guaranteed it hit the international news.

It's hard to know who to laugh harder at, the clown wearing the fake tits or the parents outraged enough about it that they think blowing up the school is a rational response to a dude with strap-on tits. :lol:

We live in strange times.
Yeah, those bigoted parents should just passively let the deranged groom their kids. The nerve of some people!
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Big Daikon wrote: Sun Dec 11, 2022 1:21 pm
Random Dude wrote: Sun Dec 11, 2022 12:58 pm
sammycooke wrote: Sun Dec 11, 2022 11:35 am "A group of Oakville high school parents are raising money to take legal action against the Halton District School Board for what it calls is the Board's inaction to deal with a teacher wearing oversized prosthetic breasts and revealing tight tops.... "


https://www.insauga.com/concerned-oakvi ... ool-board/
Lol ...

Back in my day, if a teacher showed up at school wearing a massive set of strap-on tits he'd have been given a hilarious nickname, copped a lot of well-earned ridicule, and eventually laughed out of town.

Nowadays though, the local Karens get outraged, threaten to blow up the school, and whinge about it 'growing into an international controversy' ... after they made a huge scene over it and probably guaranteed it hit the international news.

It's hard to know who to laugh harder at, the clown wearing the fake tits or the parents outraged enough about it that they think blowing up the school is a rational response to a dude with strap-on tits. :lol:

We live in strange times.
Yeah, those bigoted parents should just passively let the deranged groom their kids. The nerve of some people!
Lol oh, chillout man, you sound like you're ready to blow up a school there yourself. It's just an amusing news story.

It's not like he's going to be telling the boys they should all be wearing tits too. And let's face it - even if he was- no boy who doesn't already have those tendencies is going to suddenly decide he's a girl in a boy's body, I think whoever is telling you that's how it works probably has 'private' issues of their own they're trying to deny.
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