Dad Jokes

Pseudonomdeplume · Post by **Pseudonomdeplume** » Fri Dec 02, 2022 12:25 pm

Freightdog wrote: ↑Thu Dec 01, 2022 11:18 pm
Pseudonomdeplume wrote: ↑Thu Dec 01, 2022 10:24 pm Here's another one: I didn't smoke, drink, have sex, or take drugs, for 12 years.
Then I turned 13.
Being pedantic*, here- what did you engage in in that missing year?

I skipped a year when 7 8 9.

Pseudonomdeplume · Post by **Pseudonomdeplume** » Fri Dec 02, 2022 12:30 pm

John Bingham wrote: ↑Fri Dec 02, 2022 1:03 am Funny you should say that.

Yes, I fear jocularity is the downfall of mankind and we should all put our minds to better use.

2sevensclash · Post by **2sevensclash** » Fri Dec 02, 2022 7:49 pm

I told my doctor I am down to 60 fags and 8 pints a day and I don't feel any better

Pseudonomdeplume · Post by **Pseudonomdeplume** » Fri Dec 02, 2022 11:49 pm

Guy goes to the doctor and tell him he thinks he's turning into a moth.
Doctor says, I can't do much for you, but there's a psychiatrist a couple of blocks down the road.
Guy says, yeah I know, I just saw your light on and thought I'd pop in.

Anyway he finally comes out of the closet, and goes to the pharmacy...

"Eight packets of Viagra please."
"Do you have a prescription?"
"No, but will a photo of my wife do?"

Pseudonomdeplume · Post by **Pseudonomdeplume** » Fri Dec 02, 2022 11:55 pm

I haven't slept for 3 days.

Cuz that's just too long.

Pseudonomdeplume · Post by **Pseudonomdeplume** » Fri Dec 02, 2022 11:58 pm

I used to know a lot of jokes.

I still do, but I used to as well.

Post by **Jamie_Lambo** » Sat Dec 03, 2022 1:47 am

Spigzy wrote: ↑Fri Dec 02, 2022 11:28 am
rozzieoz wrote: ↑Fri Dec 02, 2022 9:54 am Oh come on! Don't turn this thread to shit.
Tend to agree - can the mods not clean up the woke "what is a dad?" crap & suggestion box stuff & keep it to the dad jokes?

Back on track ...

If you think swimming with dolphins is expensive, you should try swimming with sharks.

Cost me an arm and a leg!

if its not been done by tomorrow morning ill have a look through and delete off topic posts @rozzieoz

rozzieoz · Post by **rozzieoz** » Sat Dec 03, 2022 6:40 am

Thanks Jamie

Pseudonomdeplume · Post by **Pseudonomdeplume** » Sat Dec 03, 2022 3:27 pm

Kammekor wrote: ↑Thu Dec 01, 2022 7:16 am
Pseudonomdeplume wrote: ↑Thu Dec 01, 2022 12:57 am

Ot mein luoy, ot mein choy/katoi.

Never heard that one.

Maybe more common:

mean tuk mean trey, mean luoy mean srey

I made mine up

2sevensclash · Post by **2sevensclash** » Sun Dec 04, 2022 4:13 am

My local pharmacy was broken into and large amount of viagra was stolen, the police are looking for a gang of hardened criminals, they have evidence that the same gang broke into a wig shop and they are combing the area

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