Dad Jokes
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I got it! It's my accent LOL!Londonmail wrote: ↑Tue Nov 29, 2022 6:03 pm It's not so easy to write down I guess....
Because the parrots eat them all ... but when said u can say it like paracetamol
But like they say if u got to explain it... it ain't funny
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Sick, pain. Same same.John Bingham wrote: ↑Tue Nov 29, 2022 4:00 pmChoo is sick in Khmer.
Not really ouch. There’s no translation for that. Maybe Godame Chape, which is more whoops!
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Or if you need to explain it you’re not funny.Londonmail wrote: ↑Tue Nov 29, 2022 6:03 pm It's not so easy to write down I guess....
Because the parrots eat them all ... but when said u can say it like paracetamol
But like they say if u got to explain it... it ain't funny
Have you read the title of the thread?
People of the world, spice up your life.
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My wife said she'd like nothing more than a huge diamond ring for her birthday.
So I bought her nothing.
So I bought her nothing.
Meum est propositum in taberna mori,
ut sint Guinness proxima morientis ori.
tunc cantabunt letius angelorum chori:
"Sit Deus propitius huic potatori."
ut sint Guinness proxima morientis ori.
tunc cantabunt letius angelorum chori:
"Sit Deus propitius huic potatori."
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I took the shell off my racing snail thinking it would .make it faster.
But if anything it made it more sluggish
But if anything it made it more sluggish
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Here we go
It's inappropriate to make a "dad joke" if you are not a dad.
It's a faux pa.
It's inappropriate to make a "dad joke" if you are not a dad.
It's a faux pa.
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Are non binary gender queer dads allowed to make "dad" jokes or is that a hate crime ? asking for a friend
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Godame train.
2yrs: ABCD goldfish? MNO goldfish. SAR, CDBDI?
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6: Hungry?
No, England. Jamaica? Get it India.
Going to Romania? Nah, I got to go to Bucharest. Where do you do that?
You Russian? I am. Bye.
Jamaica? Get it India. Chile. etc.
How do you make 7 even? Remove the 's'.
8: How do you pick up a fat chick?
Piece of cake.
This next trick is dangerous you can cause a mess, so don't try this at home. Go next door.
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