Oh, You Internet.
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Re: Oh, You Internet.
Two old men are sitting on a bench at the park.
A fit, young girl runs past in a sports bra and a tiny pair of shorts.
One of the men smiles and this brings the girl over.
"Why are you staring at me and grinning, you pervert?" she says.
The old man sweetly replies "My dear I'm not smiling at you,
I'm smiling at the thought that no matter how bad the world gets,
there will always be young, pretty girls in the summer to cheer up a lonely old man".
The girl replies "Awwwww, you sweet old man" leans in and gives him a kiss on the cheek, and jogs on.
The old man turns to his friend and says "2 nil dickhead, your turn".
A fit, young girl runs past in a sports bra and a tiny pair of shorts.
One of the men smiles and this brings the girl over.
"Why are you staring at me and grinning, you pervert?" she says.
The old man sweetly replies "My dear I'm not smiling at you,
I'm smiling at the thought that no matter how bad the world gets,
there will always be young, pretty girls in the summer to cheer up a lonely old man".
The girl replies "Awwwww, you sweet old man" leans in and gives him a kiss on the cheek, and jogs on.
The old man turns to his friend and says "2 nil dickhead, your turn".
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Re: Oh, You Internet.
I don't think that's what Maslow had in mind.
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Re: Oh, You Internet.
These people should not breed
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