Dumb shit expats have said

Doc67 · Post by **Doc67** » Tue Jul 05, 2022 5:28 pm

"I'm really looking forward to spending a month in London... "
(me, June 4th 2022)

Kung-fu Hillbilly · Post by **Kung-fu Hillbilly** » Tue Jul 05, 2022 6:44 pm

"Five grand a year is plenty."

John Bingham · Post by **John Bingham** » Tue Jul 05, 2022 7:00 pm

She's not like the others. She has a good heart.*

*Talking about some meth addicted skank from Golden Sorya he's getting engaged to.

angkorjohn2 · Post by **angkorjohn2** » Wed Jul 06, 2022 1:08 am

"Health insurance is just a waste of money"

"all the locals at the market rip foreigners off so I prefer to shop at Lucky" (and get ripped off)

Ghostwriter · Post by **Ghostwriter** » Wed Jul 06, 2022 2:18 am

" No worries, I will sort this with my friend's help who's a general, yeah, i'm pretty well connected here mate"

"This tab must be wrong, wait i'm gonna get my friends / knife / gun''

"No worries mate, i have some new party stuff coming up this week" -> Then goes to the post office / comes by plane

Ghostwriter · Post by **Ghostwriter** » Wed Jul 06, 2022 2:22 am

John Bingham wrote: ↑Tue Jul 05, 2022 7:00 pm She's not like the others. She has a good heart.*

*Talking about some meth addicted skank from Golden Sorya he's getting engaged to.

"She's like the others. She's a fucking witch greedy for money and a hoe"

-> a few weeks later, in front of friends, also close from the said skank's friends next table

Double whammy, bad juju

Tootsfriend · Post by **Tootsfriend** » Wed Jul 06, 2022 3:00 am

All my problems are created by other people.

Spoiler:

Ghostwriter · Post by **Ghostwriter** » Wed Jul 06, 2022 3:16 am

"I'm not coming to look at temples"

notagain · Post by **notagain** » Wed Jul 06, 2022 8:56 am

Top bloke from the pub told me he got a fake $100 bill from the ATM. He said the fish and chips were chewy and not real cod. He spoke about the poor children in Steung Mean Chey. About all the creepy foreigners who live under the radar who are pedophiles. He said $2,000 a month is the minimum to live here and that $4,000 is all he needs to be comfy. Out in the village he is a local hero and is very popular with his family. He bought them all bikes and helmets and did a complete mine clearing of the whole area and even showed up with a helmet himself a couple of times to help. He only drinks Cambodia Beer cask and hates Ganzberg.

KevinTan · Post by **KevinTan** » Wed Jul 06, 2022 11:23 am

Tootsfriend wrote: ↑Wed Jul 06, 2022 3:00 am All my problems are created by other people.

Spoiler:
and I keep saying that

Well, technically your problems are created by other people. Other people reacting to your shit. For example, if you call a Cambodian girl a hoe and her brother comes and beats you up, the subsequent problems are caused by him beating you up. Why did he beat you up? That's your problem.

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