any place for Waxing

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Re: any place for Waxing

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Ghostwriter wrote: Sun Jun 26, 2022 6:51 pm
GeeKay wrote: Sun Jun 26, 2022 12:53 pm Who wants to snap a shit off and walk around with it all tangled in your hairy arse?
That's what bum gun is for.
No need to shave, just add water...
Past that, either your ass moustache will cave in, or, stick on madame's undernose for sure, depending...
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Reminds me of a joke :
A guy go to his job after morning sex, without checking his face first. A colleague cross him and ask : "why is there blood on your nose ?' "
"Well, i hit a door this morning, that's why"
" Yeah ? Must be the the loo's door then, because you also have a patch of shit on your chin"

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No need for a bum gun that some other peasant has pushed up against their ass. I should be ok though because I shave my ass and never shit unless I'm in a shower.

For your info I'm a licensed plumber and little to most peoples knowledge shower waist and toilet waste join each other in the same pipe 1 foot from where they enter the system. Don't give me any argument about the trap or S bend in the shower because I've had upwards of 25 jobs to retrieve diamond rings over the years and only saved 2.

So a bit of human feces has got no chance in a running shower. So if there are any ladies out there into ass licking I'm your man.
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GeeKay wrote: Mon Jun 27, 2022 9:24 am No need for a bum gun that some other peasant has pushed up against their ass. I should be ok though because I shave my ass and never shit unless I'm in a shower.
I've always had my own bum gun at my place....do you only take a dump in others people places ? Or in the shower ?

Did you miss the remaining diamond rings because they were hidden in shit nuggets in your customer's shower pipes ?

Just curious
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Ghostwriter wrote: Mon Jun 27, 2022 12:27 pm
GeeKay wrote: Mon Jun 27, 2022 9:24 am No need for a bum gun that some other peasant has pushed up against their ass. I should be ok though because I shave my ass and never shit unless I'm in a shower.
I've always had my own bum gun at my place....do you only take a dump in others people places ? Or in the shower ?

Did you miss the remaining diamond rings because they were hidden in shit nuggets in your customer's shower pipes ?

Just curious
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Invite me over one day and find out.

For the rest of the time continue on your normal way of all humanity and do what you're trained to do but not things that take a bit of thinking and the most hygienic forms of living.

No I hear you say? My idea is disgusting and frowned upon?

I actually think it sits quite well compared with laying in bed jerking off looking at porn and cumming all over your own belly. Or being 60yo and walking around banging an 18yo Asian farm girl.

Funny what gets frowned upon and what's regarded as normal and ok.
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Re: any place for Waxing

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GeeKay wrote: Mon Jun 27, 2022 12:41 pm
Ghostwriter wrote: Mon Jun 27, 2022 12:27 pm
GeeKay wrote: Mon Jun 27, 2022 9:24 am No need for a bum gun that some other peasant has pushed up against their ass. I should be ok though because I shave my ass and never shit unless I'm in a shower.
I've always had my own bum gun at my place....do you only take a dump in others people places ? Or in the shower ?
Did you miss the remaining diamond rings because they were hidden in shit nuggets in your customer's shower pipes ?
Just curious
Invite me over one day and find out.
For the rest of the time continue on your normal way of all humanity and do what you're trained to do but not things that take a bit of thinking and the most hygienic forms of living.
No I hear you say? My idea is disgusting and frowned upon?
I actually think it sits quite well compared with laying in bed jerking off looking at porn and cumming all over your own belly. Or being 60yo and walking around banging an 18yo Asian farm girl.

Funny what gets frowned upon and what's regarded as normal and ok.

Nah thanks, pass for inviting you at my home, i don't have any sink grinder in my tub ^^

Did i say anything about what is disgusting and frowned upon ? I didn't. Maybe your heard Mr Hankey's voice through the tub, but that ain't me.
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I don't know how to compare pooping in a tub and jerking off on my own belly, i'm not 60 and my wife isn't an 18 farm girl, but you're right on this one, doesn't look good.
It's funny indeed, what is regarded as ok. But i think i will avoid to ask the hotel if i may poop in the tub though, because i'm not sure they share your point of view, plumber or not.
I have a feeling the smell from the tub might be well different from the no-smell from the loo, just because of the water remaining in the shitter, which act as a sealant.

Beware of local plumbing though, you might be surprised how fucked up it is sometimes.
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ummm , i dont think hes local , look at the flag and consider who has bath 🛁 tubs or diamond 💍 wedding rings here .
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Sorry for the graphic nature to anyone reading my reply. Quickly go and look at a picture of a little nude spinner and get it out of your mind.
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That is what a spoiler is for , then i could only blame myself for seeing that .
now
I’m trying now to drink myself off PTSD for seeing that . Please . I really don’t need that information .
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pissontheroof wrote: Tue Jun 28, 2022 11:15 am ummm , i dont think hes local , look at the flag and consider who has bath 🛁 tubs or diamond 💍 wedding rings here .
Who said he is local ?
I warn him about local plumbing, which is probably different from his experience in a western country.
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GeeKay wrote: Mon Jun 27, 2022 9:24 am I should be ok though because I shave my ass and never shit unless I'm in a shower.

For your info I'm a licensed plumber
Haha well tried, but we can see you're preaching for your own church :
Who do we need if we clog the shower with shit and arse & fanny hairs : the plumber !
This is the worse infomercial i've read so far.
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Not too sure your ideal ass-licker girl will enjoy the morning coffee though, if you do that awkwardly too

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