Fuck me 60 tomorrow

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61 tomorrow, 40 was horrible 41 didn't care 50 horrible 51 didn't care 60 horrible and 61 no better as my uncle once said your on the train tracks in the tunnel but no light at the end.
I'm feeling the happiest and relaxed I've been for a long time but because of covid travel restrictions feel my years are not being used fully and wasting away and there is nothing I can do about it my days are numbered eg less ahead than behind.
Make every day count yep I know it's Corny but you never know if a drunk Chinaman in his Lexus is in your neighborhood.
I'm standing up, so I must be straight.
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Get drunk and/or high. Get laid. Dont kill yourself doing so.
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atst wrote: Mon Mar 28, 2022 8:55 pm 61 tomorrow, 40 was horrible 41 didn't care 50 horrible 51 didn't care 60 horrible and 61 no better as my uncle once said your on the train tracks in the tunnel but no light at the end.
I'm feeling the happiest and relaxed I've been for a long time but because of covid travel restrictions feel my years are not being used fully and wasting away and there is nothing I can do about it my days are numbered eg less ahead than behind.
Make every day count yep I know it's Corny but you never know if a drunk Chinaman in his Lexus is in your neighborhood.
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Ha ha, I'm going to beat you all to the 100 years mark and get a congratulations from the Queen. Your gonna be jealous when I celebrate my 75 th next month.
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truffledog wrote: Mon Mar 28, 2022 11:09 pm Get drunk and/or high. Get laid. Dont kill yourself doing so.
That's the plan thanks
I'm standing up, so I must be straight.
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atst wrote: Tue Mar 29, 2022 8:36 am
truffledog wrote: Mon Mar 28, 2022 11:09 pm Get drunk and/or high. Get laid. Dont kill yourself doing so.
That's the plan thanks
Maybe you could use the title of this thread on a dating site.
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What percentage of the population lives to 65?
16%
In the U.S. the population age 65 and older numbered 54.1 million in 2019 (the most recent year for which data are available). They represented 16% of the population, more than one in every seven Americans.
Much less outside the developed world.

https://acl.gov/sites/default/files/Agi ... Final_.pdf
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nemo wrote: Tue Mar 29, 2022 2:17 pm
What percentage of the population lives to 65?
16%
In the U.S. the population age 65 and older numbered 54.1 million in 2019 (the most recent year for which data are available). They represented 16% of the population, more than one in every seven Americans.
Much less outside the developed world.

https://acl.gov/sites/default/files/Agi ... Final_.pdf
the question and the answer are 2 different things.

What % of the current population is 65+ = 16%
What % of the population will reach 65 before they die, different for each country, last estimate for the US was around 80%

https://data.worldbank.org/indicator/SP ... cations=US

EDIT: 80% for men, 87% for women

worldwide averages of:
men: 74%
women: 81.5%
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Happy birthday!

I'd be so happy to reach 61 and still get laid but hopes are miniscule.
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