Kim Jong Il's 1st X Bowled 13 Simultaneous 300 Games

wackyjacky · Post by **wackyjacky** » Sun Jan 04, 2015 11:13 pm

The bowling center was retired in honor of his achievement and people now book the lanes to smell the place where this remarkable feat took place. An even more astounding accomplishment if his bowling shoes had 4" lifts in them. LINK:

Sailorman · Post by **Sailorman** » Mon Jan 05, 2015 9:01 am

Admiral/General who? Was that 300 points after combining all the games? You know it doesn't count if your bodyguards shoot the pins with an AK47. Didn't he also win the North Korea Academy Awards for best everything? Also walked on water, turned water in wine, invented everything and turned North Korea into the economic powerhouse it is today?

Soi Dog · Post by **Soi Dog** » Mon Jan 05, 2015 9:06 am

I'm sure there is a whole department of regime lackeys whose sole job it is to make up such nonsense.

StroppyChops · Post by **StroppyChops** » Mon Jan 05, 2015 9:18 am

Well the definitely won the World Cup - Google it.