How Big is Your Dick?

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Compare. Nope.
Pee “together” well yes but not really, no more than women in a cubicle each but we don’t talk about shopping or periods.
Wank together. Nope.
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Quite - they compare them. They urinate together. They wank together.
You live in Sydney or Auckland eh?
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rozzieoz wrote: Mon Feb 28, 2022 2:49 pm Eeew no thanks, no photos for me.

BUT I do want to give everyone the sense of absolute delight that comes from having your private bits discussed openly. It's not awkward or embarrassing at all. :)
i believe the study that it would be between 5 and 6 inches, but i didnt see it for years. But if you put it on jump-cables (Zee-agra), it will get thicker and longer, i am sure, because than i can see it. And ofcourse after 24 anchors its less energitic, but my thong will work even better, i am sure you heard about Rozzie, no !! ?? xxx
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By the way Rozzie, how big is your pussy ???
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nemo wrote: Mon Feb 28, 2022 3:59 pm
Quite - they compare them. They urinate together. They wank together.
You live in Sydney or Auckland eh?
:D

There are some feral men out there
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Bongmab69 wrote: Mon Feb 28, 2022 4:11 pm By the way Rozzie, how big is your pussy ???
Oh no! You can't say that :shock:

You mean to say that you think a dick>tit measurement is not a fair comparison but a dick>vagina is? :beer3:
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rozzieoz wrote: Mon Feb 28, 2022 2:49 pm Eeew no thanks, no photos for me.

BUT I do want to give everyone the sense of absolute delight that comes from having your private bits discussed openly. It's not awkward or embarrassing at all. :)
I believe it was Angelina Jolie’s breasts that were being discussed, before you yourself brought your own into the conversation.
Now you start a topic requesting the guys discuss their dicks (which it’s your prerogative to do so) and are badgering the guys because they’re not forthcoming.
Im trying not to be judgmental here, and IMO nobody should have to tolerate unwanted attention from strangers, but in an earlier topic you’re complaining of being routinely accosted and abused by random expats (in bars?) You don’t think there’s a chance you might be bringing it on yourself with posts like these?
There’s an old saying that goes “it’s the chicken who sticks their neck out that gets their head chopped off”
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If I give you a number, will you believe it?
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I’m outraged and this is about ME so I see it as a personal attack on ME so I’m going to get all upset and angry and huff off, but not after I tell you all about the personal details of the life of my cock etc etc.

It’s all about ME, ME, ME!
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Sorry I missed this thread. Good stuff!
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